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Zaptelus wrote

Tortured wrote...

atleast i have a face!!

GIT FUKKKKDDDD
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If anyone ever says "I banged your mom last night"

You say "I know, she wouldn't stop laughing so hard at the size of your dick"
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My prime time 100% success rate roast: I know you are but what am I
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this one
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Zaptelus wrote

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i broke up with my ex girl, here's her number… SIKE! THATS THE WRONG NUMBER!!!!! OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHH
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Zaptelus wrote

or
boop ba dum bam pow



oHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!one11!!!!11!1!!!!!one!!!1!sixty9111!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!oneone!onwe!!!
he just ended this mans whole carerr
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Zaptelus wrote

EatMyDust wrote...


id say back "atleast i have a dick"
or "bigger than you dick"
or "ya she was laughing because my dick was 10x bigger than yours"


If you can call one inch, fucking, be my guest.

Here is some ice for your burn.



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lol
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Aymbaut wrote

daniel walsh is so dumb he got hit by a parked car
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Teqpot wrote

Aymbaut wrote...



Some kid in my school xoxox XDXD hes very masive and stuf
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You look like a fucking fire hydrant
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I know you are what am I.
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ur mom sucked so much dick that she became a vacuum
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You're a jew
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you look like a grapefruit
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