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[AMA] Listen - Ask me questions!
Title says it all. Anything and everything.
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Anything and everything? I feel like you're lying to me because I know for a fact that you ran away with my carrots last time I went grocery shopping with you. I don't know if I can trust a man who steals my vegetables from me and tries to ridicule me in front of a crowd, calling me "senile" and "on my period." I'm sure you only made a fool out of yourself, but the authorities got involved, and I didn't have my moment of justice and glory. So, can you analyze Emma Watson's face correctly for me? She's way too horizontal, but no one seems to understand. Please respond with a diagrammed version of an Emma Watson picture, and remember to buy more tuna next time you go out. And by diagrammed, I mean that I'm looking for lines, measurements and ratios superimposed on the whatever image you decide to use.
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Morsinius wrote

Anything and everything? I feel like you're lying to me because I know for a fact that you ran away with my carrots last time I went grocery shopping with you. I don't know if I can trust a man who steals my vegetables from me and tries to ridicule me in front of a crowd, calling me "senile" and "on my period." I'm sure you only made a fool out of yourself, but the authorities got involved, and I didn't have my moment of justice and glory. So, can you analyze Emma Watson's face correctly for me? She's way too horizontal, but no one seems to understand. Please respond with a diagrammed version of an Emma Watson picture, and remember to buy more tuna next time you go out. And by diagrammed, I mean that I'm looking for lines, measurements and ratios superimposed on the whatever image you decide to use.

I think you took Tommy Ragnar, where is Dolph?
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Listen wrote

I think you took Tommy Ragnar, where is Dolph?

You're never gonna be more than half the man I am. Answering questions like an abandoned Nisimura is inexcusable and infringes upon your aforementioned humanitarian validity. I'll get you back when we visit Arcadia, alright? Don't think you're getting away with it, 'cause I'll always be on your tail until I grab it and rip it off completely. Hah.
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Why is silent spelled with the same exact words as listen?
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Morsinius wrote

Listen wrote...


You're never gonna be more than half the man I am. Answering questions like an abandoned Nisimura is inexcusable and infringes upon your aforementioned humanitarian validity. I'll get you back when we visit Arcadia, alright? Don't think you're getting away with it, 'cause I'll always be on your tail until I grab it and rip it off completely. Hah.

I can unscramble your gibberish mumbles and I see right through it. Cause I could answer in some coherant way, but why do that when you can you want to philosophical be like happy in all our societies. Don't be a little toxin and take lots of photos!
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What is fun? Why that IGN? Say "P" without your lips touching. Ok thats kthxbye
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SporkHandles wrote

Why is silent spelled with the same exact words as listen?

I've been asked this before, so no comment.
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xNiiNJAx wrote

What is fun?

Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown
The dream is gone

xNiiNJAx wrote

Why that IGN?

Looked cool, as I am myself.
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Listen wrote

xNiiNJAx wrote...


Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown
The dream is gone

xNiiNJAx wrote...


Looked cool, as I am myself.


Why do you like confusing people? Also I don't think you're cool. ;) <3
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xNiiNJAx wrote

Listen wrote...



Why do you like confusing people?

I demand @Morsinius to answer this question.
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Listen wrote

I can unscramble your gibberish mumbles and I see right through it. Cause I could answer in some coherant way, but why do that when you can you want to philosophical be like happy in all our societies. Don't be a little toxin and take lots of photos!

Hah! Try me. You'll make sense of it for now, but I'll philosophize factionalist frequencies of yours with dwindling spark. Say no more, for caramel frequencies laudatorily constringe ganister lines. Inartistically rubberbanding to achieve irvine rusticator standards is regrettable in bizonal presacrifice. Please refrain, else dysuria and decomposition will play for me in an effort to get my moves list to display nc7xb5. These rigorist principles of yours lack hoggin, dear mandolin of mine, just like the prelim horologe my acousma, formed of yawweed, concertized the day before.
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Morsinius wrote

Listen wrote...


Hah! Try me. You'll make sense of it for now, but I'll philosophize factionalist frequencies of yours with dwindling spark. Say no more, for caramel frequencies laudatorily constringe ganister lines. Inartistically rubberbanding to achieve irvine rusticator standards is regrettable in bizonal presacrifice. Please refrain, else dysuria and decomposition will play for me in an effort to get my moves list to display nc7xb5. These rigorist principles of yours lack hoggin, dear mandolin of mine, just like the prelim horologe my acousma, formed of yawweed, concertized the day before.

See, we have a sub-division of english called "leet", otherwise known as "l33t". This allows us to completely and utterly butcher the english language beyond recognition.
For example:
50, 50 y0u 7h1nk y0u c4n 73ll h34v3n fr0m h3ll, blu3 5k135 fr0m p41n c4n y0u 73ll 4 6r33n f13ld fr0m 4 c0ld 5733l r41l?4 5m1l3 fr0m 4 v31l? d0 y0u 7h1nk y0u c4n 73ll?
I think this is pretty cool, I'd imagine you'd appreciate it also. The only issue with this is our core essential disbelief to accept one another's gatherings and findings on this very subject. Much like the curious case of Dolph, to whom I can never find. Unfortunately, I feel I'm infringing on the jurisdiction laid out before me when I was signing-up and that I am still obliged (in a non-legal negotiation) that I would not to start infringing or jeopardising the overall way I proclaim myself in the public-eye, if you understand the blank in the white. Pretentiousness is a completely acceptable term to describe, me, myself and I. But given there is no jurisdiction preventing me from answering questions, I'm sure I'll be fine!
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xNiiNJAx wrote

Why do you like confusing people?

People who choose validation over expression are the most boring of all, It gives me the feeling that they're hiding what they really feel and that I'm only going to hear what I "want" to hear. Well, all I want to hear is something that I don't want to hear! It's absolute conformism that I have no tolerance for. I don't blame him for liking confusing people, because I think he's realized that the best people are those who show signs of introverted thinking and extraverted intuition.

xNiiNJAx wrote

Also I don't think you're cool. ;) <3

Yeah, he's as uncool as my hair dryer.
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Listen wrote

See, we have a sub-division of english called "leet", otherwise known as "l33t". This allows us to completely and utterly butcher the english language beyond recognition.
For example:
50, 50 y0u 7h1nk y0u c4n 73ll h34v3n fr0m h3ll, blu3 5k135 fr0m p41n c4n y0u 73ll 4 6r33n f13ld fr0m 4 c0ld 5733l r41l?4 5m1l3 fr0m 4 v31l? d0 y0u 7h1nk y0u c4n 73ll?
I think this is pretty cool, I'd imagine you'd appreciate it also. The only issue with this is our core essential disbelief to accept one another's gatherings and findings on this very subject. Much like the curious case of Dolph, to whom I can never find. Unfortunately, I feel I'm infringing on the jurisdiction laid out before me when I was signing-up and that I am still obliged (in a non-legal negotiation) that I would not to start infringing or jeopardising the overall way I proclaim myself in the public-eye, if you understand the blank in the white. Pretentiousness is a completely acceptable term to describe, me, myself and I. But given there is no jurisdiction preventing me from answering questions, I'm sure I'll be fine!

Jurisdiction schmurisdiction. Your 1337 speak is fascinating, but I'm too busy collecting field recordings of my brain to use in the annual literary magazine for my school. Here's my ta-ra and my leave. Remember to put it back where it came from.
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Morsinius wrote

Listen wrote...


Jurisdiction schmurisdiction. Your 1337 speak is fascinating, but I'm too busy collecting field recordings of my brain to use in the annual literary magazine for my school. Here's my ta-ra and my leave. Remember to put it back where it came from.

Cheer-io to you too!
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snip im not allowed to say naughty words apperently
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do you even listen
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Lynkkis wrote

do you even listen

no comment.
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Favourite brand of golf ball
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