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Talent show songs?
So i'm debating about entering my school's talent show, as a joke. I'm debating on what song i should do. Not sure if they are the right ones, so here are my top 3 songs. Reply on which song, or say your own song you think i should "sing" :^)

1. Eff-
Fuck the rules
Fuck the game
Fuck you tools
Fuck, you're lame!
If givin' a fuck means suckin' up
Then fuck it, fuck the fame!
A bit unstable: fuck you, brain
A bit like Abel: fuck you, Cain
Dumb little fuck
If I'm fuckin' somethin' up, then fuck my name!
Fuck the politicians
Fuck missionary missions
Fuck beauty competitions
Fuck bigoted traditions
I fuckin' hate that shit, I do
And if you don't, fuck it
Fuck you, too
Couldn't give a fuck who I'm talking to
Fuckin who? Fuck you, dude!
Fuck how I'm regarded
Or if I get bombarded
By sick creationists who are borderline retarded
Yeah, fuck me for my hard words
Fuck another R word
Fuck me for my hard work
That got me into Harvard
Now, fuck it
Fuck my past
Fuck the times
Fuck it fast!

2. Pokemon Theme song- (with friends)
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Teach Pokémon to understand
The power that's inside

[Chorus]
(Pokémon, gotta catch 'em all) It's you and me
I know it's my destiny
(Pokémon) Oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend
(Pokémon, gotta catch 'em all) A heart so true
Our courage will pull us through

You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokémon! (Gotta catch 'em all) Gotta catch 'em all


3. Spongebob's Sweet victory song-
The winner takes all
It's the thrill of one more kill
The last one to fall
Will never sacrifice their will

Don't ever look back
On the wind closing in
The only attack
Were their wings on the wind
Oh the daydream begins

And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah!
And it's ours for the taking
It's ours for the fight
In the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah!
And the world is last to fall

The winner takes all

You don't win no shoot-out
You only lose the gold
You push with a fever
Oh, your time keeps going on

Against all the odds
Against all your pain
Your backs on the wall
With no one to blame
Wild hearts won't get tamed

And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah!
And it's ours for the taking
It's ours for the fight
In the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah!
And the world is last to follow

The winner takes all!

Take it!

And the world is last to follow

And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah!
And it's ours for the taking
It's ours for the fight
In the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah!
And the world is last to follow

The winner takes all!
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I recommend option 3 as it's not very used, unlike #2 and #1 is not very family friendly!
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#1 obvs
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try singing a le tigre song, otherwise try option #2
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the last journey home
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blasterdemon101 wrote

I recommend option 3 as it's not very used, unlike #2 and #1 is not very family friendly!

oh no folks would NOT want to sing an unfamily friendly song to a crowd of chicken babies
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If you tried singing option number one then hf in detention :P
Option #2
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