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Worst Minecraft PVPers?
who do you think is the worst paper of all time?
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Yours truly.
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There are many types of paper, but I truly believe sandpaper is the worst. The feel of it when I grind it against some wood is spine chillingly horrible and makes me shudder, it's like listening to fingernails on a blackboard.
Joking aside, if I ever did BuildUHC I would probably have less elo than you now. I don't have the patience to fight someone who runs the entire match and bowspams, thus I'd probably /spawn most matches and lose.
If you wanna know who the worst pvper is, I may be a good contender.
There are certain things you have to consider to make a "bad pvper" - they might be new to PvP, or have a laptop with 20~ fps, or have no mouse, or get 250+ ping/lag out a lot. Myself, I have pvped 3 years, have a Razer Deathadder, 200+fps, BetterSprint/ArmourHUD mods, and get 20ms to the server.
And even then I still can't get above 1000 in Kohi, or 1500 in Badlion, playing my favourite ladder. Sadly, I seem to have no talent at PvP whatsoever, I physically can't "vibrate" my hand or wrist or whatever and get 6cps on average. I'm also utterly inconsistent, I'll beat a guy easily then lose to him several times afterwards. So there you have it. I reckon I'm the worst regular pvper on Badlion :)
Doesn't stop me making dank forum posts though and flaming ;)
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My school's toilet paper is most likely the worst paper of all time. Its hard to rip off the roll, and its not soft like regular toilet paper, but rougher. It scratches my buttocks and creates awful rashes which I itch all the time. When I itch my buttocks in public, people look at me with a strange face. Terrible.
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chocs wrote

There are many types of paper, but I truly believe sandpaper is the worst. The feel of it when I grind it against some wood is spine chillingly horrible and makes me shudder, it's like listening to fingernails on a blackboard.
Joking aside, if I ever did BuildUHC I would probably have less elo than you now. I don't have the patience to fight someone who runs the entire match and bowspams, thus I'd probably /spawn most matches and lose.
If you wanna know who the worst pvper is, I may be a good contender.
There are certain things you have to consider to make a "bad pvper" - they might be new to PvP, or have a laptop with 20~ fps, or have no mouse, or get 250+ ping/lag out a lot. Myself, I have pvped 3 years, have a Razer Deathadder, 200+fps, BetterSprint/ArmourHUD mods, and get 20ms to the server.
And even then I still can't get above 1000 in Kohi, or 1500 in Badlion, playing my favourite ladder. Sadly, I seem to have no talent at PvP whatsoever, I physically can't "vibrate" my hand or wrist or whatever and get 6cps on average. I'm also utterly inconsistent, I'll beat a guy easily then lose to him several times afterwards. So there you have it. I reckon I'm the worst regular pvper on Badlion :)
Doesn't stop me making dank forum posts though and flaming ;)
i get a pretty consistent 6 cps lol
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Aymbaut wrote

chocs wrote...

i get a pretty consistent 6 cps lol
cps helps a lot in getting 2100 archer, yeah
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Unshift wrote

2100 archer
lol
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If you're talking about anyone regardless of server…

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My school's toilet paper is most likely the worst paper of all time. Its hard to rip off the roll, and its not soft like regular toilet paper, but rougher. It scratches my buttocks and creates awful rashes which I itch all the time. When I itch my buttocks in public, people look at me with a strange face. Terrible.
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Too many to say
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Aymbaut wrote

Unshift wrote...

lol
that's what u r
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Unshift wrote

Aymbaut wrote...

that's what u r
lol
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Aymbaut wrote

Unshift wrote...

lol
fuck u
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P3num6ra wrote

If you're talking about anyone regardless of server…


I honestly feel bad for that guy lol
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@Mr_Bloxley
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ravenatorman wrote

P3num6ra wrote...


I honestly feel bad for that guy lol


holy moly ;(
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LOL THOSE STATS AHAHHAAAAAH I'M DYING LOOOOLLLL
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Me
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