Posted on 25 May 2016 - 04:49 PM

you have no idea the amount of self control i am using right now

Posted on 25 May 2016 - 04:52 PM

????????

Posted on 25 May 2016 - 06:37 PM

Someone just lock this thread.

Posted on 25 May 2016 - 06:51 PM

not the best example of an oxymoron but ok

Posted on 25 May 2016 - 09:11 PM

my entire life is an ironic meme

Posted on 25 May 2016 - 09:16 PM

Ah the sad life of a meme
Such fate lives with that poor baby boy in that meme where he clenches his fists
His whole life has been set up by a foolish post from his mom or something on facebook
I show compassion to you memes by not using you

Posted on 25 May 2016 - 09:37 PM

Our ninth bassist's dead sister,
Who was named after the flower
Used to make a poison that a queen of ancient times
Once used to end her life after her king's empire was conquered,
Always used to order a iced tea from the stand
With all the balloons at the amusement park she works at.

And then!
She would put her change into
The charity donation boxes for wounded veterans and homeless children.
And then she'd enjoy it for the remainder of her break
Before getting back to work, so she could save up money
To go to medical school and become an EMT to save lives.

Why don't we just call the band;
Cherish thy! Oh sweet breath of tiny winds
Which came to signal the lords affirmation
Of which we knew that we had all dreamed true.
But unto the world
Fell a solitary fate.
One robbery of such grace, heart, tender and soul.
Reignites into our beings that which was meant to lay dormant
In us since the dawn first blessed of our creators blessed garden.
Strings still lift play in her name and in our hearts
So her dreams may rise to the heavens,
Carrying charity of heart and voices of love around the sun forever more!