How to win a AU badlion UHC

Join Date: 18 March 2015

Posts: 11

Last edited on 17 May 2016 - 09:34 AM by Zerack

I'm going to give you guys epic tips on becoming a Minecraft God

—THIS IS ONLY FOR AU PLAYERS—

Step 1: gotta have a gaming chair 400 -500 dollars

Step 2: gotta have a good mouse 100 - 200 dollars

Step 3: Supply yourself with a lot of energy drinks to get those stubby fingers going

Step 4: Team with tryhards. You might be woundering "why would a try hard want to team with a noob like me?" Well if you beg them enough just maybe you'll be able to team with them, if you don't know any try hards hit up my boys AzTax and Huzehh. oh yeah and Jettstar oh wait!! (Inside joke) ok let me tell you about Huzehh and AzTax well they are some cool guys Huzehh well he's a pretty cool guy but it will be hard to team with someone like him because he only teams with good people (don't worry by the end of this you'll be a god) ok so aztax well he's a pretty nice lad pretty easy to convince just give him a fishing rod and he will pretty much worship you.

Step 5: You have to throw in a dab every now and then (seriously it gives you good luck) and if you can't dab then just have a …k

Step 6: ok moving on from that, my last step to you is you gotta either be a roast God or have a friend that is a roast God, I mean I'm pretty lucky because I am a roast God and my friend spoilingYT1080pMC60fps.

I hope you enjoyed this 6 step way of winning a badlion game. Remember when ever you win a badlion game post this thread in the chat to show everyone how good of a teacher I am.

Next time I will be doing one on how to piss off a fat guy!!! (Not really I'm not that mean)

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