Posted on 23 May 2016 - 08:54 PM

No Offence all turkish people are dank this is just a fun little forms #lovetheturks
But you would have to be Turkish to get onto your Turkish computer toe go onto Turkish ehbey to buy some Turkish Turkish delights from a Turkish drug addict and you have to (OF COARSE) buy a Turkish Turkish computer from your Turkish computer so you can make a Turkish google account so you can buy Turkish YouTube with your Turkish money so you can go onto Turkish pornhub through Turkish YouTube since they can't make a search program and all of the videos on Turkish YouTube are just Turkish Spider-Man eating Turkish Turkish delights from ( OV COURSE) the Turkish drug dealer but all of the Turkish videos on Turkish Turkish pornhub are Turkish bat Turkish pussy (trademarked of course!) and then you shoot your Turkish self with (of co….fuck this joke) a Turkish Turkish gun with some Turkish Turkish Turkish delights (since the 3 Turkish delights is a bullet and a 2 Turkish delights is a treat from the Turkish drug dealer so remember that!) and you turkishly r Turkish self and accent to Turkish Helena where they have all of the Turkish Jesuses ( :P ) and the Turkish Turkish delights from that very same Turkish drug dealer so you have to turkishly fight the Turkish hentai monster (also known as Turkish kuthulu!) and you need your Turkish ultra Turkish sword and Turkish sword!So you engage into a Turkish Helena Turkish battle ( _!) as you turkishly try to find the Turkish hentai monster (turkish kuthulu) but the turkishly evil Turkish Turkish audocorrecter turkishly fucks you up your Turkish anus which calls the Turkish kuthulu and which he (01 906235!) takes out his Turkish "tentacles" and tries to make a Turkish Turkish hentai but in the Turkish nick of the Turkish time, Turkish Thomas the Turkish tank engine comes to save your Turkish virginity as well as turkish you and you get turkishly banged by Turkish Diana Linda (don't tours hoy ask me where I got that Turkish idea from!) so you are immortal from Turkish cuthulu's turkish attacks and you turkishly slay him and you turkishly make Turkish calamari and have some Turkish Turkish delights from that same Turkish drug dealer but then you turkishly realize that your turkishly dead so you go to turkishly Jesuses ( :p ) and he turkishly pushes Turkish you back to Turkish earth back to Turkish Turkey onto a Turkish turkey and you turkishly ride off into the Turkish sunset…

Posted on 23 May 2016 - 10:17 PM

turkey

Posted on 24 May 2016 - 02:32 AM

Is this thread about Nigeria?

Posted on 24 May 2016 - 02:51 AM

no it's about English pirates

Posted on 25 May 2016 - 05:06 AM

why

Posted on 25 May 2016 - 07:01 AM

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Posted on 25 May 2016 - 07:11 AM

thats depressing shit man i really feel for them

Posted on 25 May 2016 - 01:30 PM

LOOL

Posted on 25 May 2016 - 01:49 PM

I use autoclick :/

Posted on 25 May 2016 - 04:02 PM

everyone needs a one more chance

Posted on 25 May 2016 - 04:51 PM

OF COOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRSSEEEE