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Last edited on 30 May 2016 - 03:48 AM by ty_rex222

So, I am back from my travels up North to a football/soccer pitch/field where the temperature actually dropped below 90º F/32.2º C. I was going about this tournament normally(you know, letting in stupid goals, shanking punts), when something super funny happened, and I thought to myself: This is forums worthy:

So basically, we're playing this game against this really annoying team. They were show-offs and floppers. They drew so many fouls just from falling over. Well, there was one kid in particular who seemed to have gotten a minor in acting. He had already flopped plenty of times, and the blind refs even gave one of our players a yellow. So basically, one of our defenders tackles him rather lightly. The guy on the other team(the flopper) decides to seize the opportunity and flops. He lands funny and starts screaming. The match had to stop and he had to get taken off on a stretcher. I learned later that he broke his collar-bone… while trying to flop.

I'm a terrible person for saying this, but it was funny, and completely his fault. Yes, I do feel slightly bad for him.
The moral of the story kids is don't do something stupid or something stupid will happen to you.

edit: Is there such thing as an assist hat-trick?

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