Posted on 11 June 2016 - 06:37 PM
The "m" comes from masochist, something I really identify as. Every day, I wake up hoping that someone will dunk my head in a bucket of water until I gag and vomit out my vena cava. The "o" comes from Ophelia, whose dress of floral white I've adorned to pretend I'm one with the prince. The "r" comes from "ribald," a little perk of my personality."sinius" can be broken down as such:
"s" = slut
"i" = incompetent (slut)
"n" = narcolepsy
"i" = irreverent (slut)
"u" = ulcer
"s" = silly (slut)
Posted on 23 June 2016 - 09:02 AM
well i was 'dankabra' and then my friends simply called me 'dank' so then i tried 'officialdankk' but i didnt like having 2 'Ks' so i went with 'notdank' !!!!!! very goodPosted on 23 June 2016 - 10:16 AM
My ign used to be xDramatic but i lost a bet and changed my ign to batgirl and then i started being called bat so i changed my name to ItsBatgirl. Imbat is now my ign bc people thought i was a girlPosted on 23 June 2016 - 03:18 PM
Sandal wrote
Smh, you do realize that that name is mixed in with thousands of names from 8 yr old kids.
Posted on 23 June 2016 - 03:39 PM
Preston is my real name; most people online call me presto, and sometimes my in real life friends or family called me presto, so thats the first partMesto is from an inside joke with my neighbor and I, whenever I came over he always said "Presto mundo que paso amigo?" I was thinking about that and 'mundo' just didnt sound right so get this.. my DAD suggested I say 'mesto' as the second part. Pretty neat right? :D
Posted on 23 June 2016 - 04:04 PM
Because it's what I am. All my life people have told me I was great with kids and even my parents told my three younger siblings that they hope for them to turn out as good as I did. I was an honor roll student, I'm friendly and outgoing, and I'm overall just an amazing person who everyone wants to be like. You know how people say to people who are insecure "It's what is on the inside that matters, not the outside."? Yeah, well I am both. My doctor has told me countless times that I am beautiful both in and out. All the guys at school wanted to be me and all the girls wanted to be with me. The children love me and my teachers always praised me and told the other students to be more like me. I am literally a person looked to by others as an example to be imitated. Believe what you will, but Barack Obama called me up just last week asking if they could make a clone out of me and even offered me 1.8 billion dollars. I turned them down as this is what makes me unique and I wouldn't be a masterpiece then now would I? I spelled it incorrectly on purpose, the owner of 'RoleModel' offered me his name because "it would be an honor" for me to take it from him and I told him no, because I wanted to prove that even this ONE flaw in my username has no impact on the outcome. People still pronounce it role model. This is a metaphor-because in real life, I'm a pistol packin' drug addict who steals the money from the giving basket at my local church. Everyone knows this but they look past it, just like they do with the 'w' in RowlModel, and sees how great of a person I truly am still. I, RowlModel, am who YOU, your mother, your father, your cousin, your pet, AND your neighbor… wants to be. Thank you.real answer: idk thought of it out of nowhere, it was completely random to tell you the truth
Posted on 23 June 2016 - 04:19 PM
RowlModel wrote
real answer: idk thought of it out of nowhere, it was completely random to tell you the truth
LMAO, I'm digging the faux narcissism.