The truth about Harambe.

Join Date: 06 February 2016

Posts: 641

Posted on 28 August 2016 - 06:54 PM

Alright this is the truth about Harambe. So, Harambe was a smart gorilla, smarter than the rest. He knew if a kid fell into his area thing, that he would be shot. Every animal that dies in a zoo is dumped in the salty banana waters of South Africa. His dream was to live in the salty banana waters of South Africa and become a water gorilla that smelled like bananas. So, he made an arrangement with a kid he saw at the zoo. He told the kid to fall in his cage thing and to switch all the guns with tranquilizers. In exchange Harambe would give the kid 10 bananas, for the price to fulfill a dream was high. So, the kid fell in the cage, and Harambe got shot with the tranquilizer. His body was shipped to South Africa where he would begin his journey to the salty banana waters of South Africa. We do not know any more information. His trek may have taken his life, or he may have made it.

Now you all know the truth. Spread the word. Everyone must know that Harambe, may still be alive.

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