I'm Metarus/Methodically/Icarus136
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1k posts is the transition from a boy to a nolife.
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Sorry :D (Don't answer personal ones)
1) Whats your (full) name? Rana
2) How old are you? 14
3) Whats your Birthday? June 13
4) What starsign does that make it? Gemini
5) Whats your favourite colour? Blue
6) Whats your lucky number? 13
7) Do you have any pets? No
8) Where are you from? India
9) How tall are you? 5 ft 2
10) What shoe size are you? Idk
11) How many pairs of shoes do you own? A lot probably
12) If you were prime miniser/ruler of the world what laws would you make? Idk
13) If you were a super hero what powers would you have? G0d
14) and what would your hero name be? Metarysusususususus
15) and what outfit would you wear? No clothes I'm hot
16) What was your last dream about? Idk
17) What would you do if you won the lottery? Win the lottery
18) Would you like to build/design your own house? Sure
19) Which form of public transport do you prefer? Trains
20) What talents do you have? Math
21) Can you juggle? No
22) Can you solve a rubix cube? Yeah 30 seconds
23) Do you have a cherished childhood teddybear? No
24) Are you psychic in any way? No
25) Are you a good dancer? No
26) Are you a good singer? Kinda
27) Are you a good cook? No
28) Are you a good artist? No
29) Are you a good listener? Yeah
30) Are you a good public speaker? Probably
31) Are you a good babysitter? Idk
32) Are you a good mechanic? Yeah
33) Are you a good diplomat? Na
34) Are you a good employee? Na
35) Are you a good dresser? Na
36) Are you a good swimmer? Na
37) Are you a good skier? Na
38) Are you a good lover? Like I can get love LOL
39) Are you a good musician? Yeah sure
40) Are you a good comedian? Yeah
41) Are you a good cleaner? Nah
42) Are you a good actor? Nope
43) Are you a good writer? Kinda
44) Have you ever been bungee jumping? No
45) Have you ever been canoeing/kayaking? I thinj
46) What types of holidays do you prefer? Playing blockgame
47) Whats the furthest you've ever been on holiday? Don't have a place I call home so idk
48) What was your favourite holiday? Idk
49) Where would your dream holiday be? Idk
50) Can you tap dance? No
51) Whats your favourite zoo animal? Harambe
52) Whats your favourite sport? Tennis
53) Whats your favourite food? Idk
54) Whats your favourite pizza topping? Pepperoni
55) Whats your favourite film? Idk
56) Whats your favourite song? Changes all the time
57) Whats your favourite alcoholic drink? I'm 14…
58) Whats your favourite non-alcoholic drink? Virgin mojito or a sprite or something I have no clue.
59) Whats your favourite TV program? Idk
60) Whats your favourite boyband? Idk
61) Whats your favourite girl group? Idj
62) What would be your ideal partner? Hot
63) Do you want children? I don't know what I'm doing tomorrow how would I know 20 years.
64) Do you want a church wedding? No
65) Are you religious? No
66) Do you like reality TV programs? No
67) Do you like TV talent shows? Kinda
68) If you were gay who would your life partner be? You
69) If you could go back in time to change one thing what would it be? Wouldn't, I don't like everything in life but it's all a part of me.
70) How many hats do you own? Idk
71) Are you any good at pool? Never played
72) Whats the highest you've ever jumped into the water from? Idk
73) Have you ever been admitted to hospital? I don't think so
74) Have you ever had any brushes with the law? No
75) Have you ever been on TV? No
76) Have you ever met any celebrities? Johnny Depp
77) Have you ever been to Legoland? Idk
78) Have you ever done something heroic? Pulled off a sick comeback in blockgame
79) Have you ever played a practical joke on anyone? No
80) Have you ever been the recipiant of a practical joke? No
81) What would be your best achievement to date? Living
82) Do you prefer baths or showers? Showers
83) Do you prefer towel drying, blow drying or natural dryin your hair? Towel
84) Have you ever built a snowman? Yes
85) Have you ever been sledging? Wat
86) Have you ever flown a kite? Ye
87) What colour socks are you wearing? Gray
88) If you could live anywhere, where would that be? Ur mum
89) Have you ever been famous? No
90) Would you like to be a big celebrity? Probably not
91) Would you ever go on Big Brother? What's that?
92) How big is your TV? Pretty big
93) What is your most essential appliance? Laptop
94) What type of music do you like? Music
95) Have you ever been skinnydipping? No
96) How many Pillows do you sleep with? 1
97) What position do you often sleep in? Reverse cowgi-I mean face down
98) What do you wear to bed? Clothes
99) How big is your house? 4 bedroom
100) Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? Sunset
101) What do you typically have for breakfast? Fruit and egg
102) Do you like scary movies? Nah
103) Whats your favourite Milkshake flavour? Vanilla
104) Have you ever been in a newspaper?
105) How long can you balance on one foot? Still going
106) Have you ever fired a gun? No
107) Have you ever tried archery? Yes
108) Whats your favourite condement? Condoms
109) Whats your favourite clean word? Dingleberry
110) Whats your favourite swear word? Fuckstuck
111) Whats your least favourite word? Rocktah
112) What was the last film you saw? Idk
113) What football team do you support? Na
114) Whats the longest you've gone without sleep? Probably like 30 hours
115) Whats the tallest building you've ever been up? Idk
116) Do you have any scars? Right ring finger
117) Do you like marmite? Nah
118) Did you ever win any sportsday events? Nah
119) What did you want to be when you grew up? Blockgame god
120) If you could change anything about yourself what would it be? My elo
121) Whats the longest you've ever grown your hair? Long
123) Are you scared of flying? No
124) Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence? Looks for intelligence, don't have any good looks anyways
125) Have you ever tie-dyed your own clothes? No
126) How often do you buy new clothes? Mother
127) Are you reliable? Sure
128) Are you proud of yourself? Sure
129) Have you ever had a secret admirer Everyday
130) If you could ask your future self one question what would it be? I wouldn't
131) Do you hold grudges? No
132) If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature what new animal would you create? Rocktah and justie to create a static IGN
133) Do you decorate the outside of your house for christmas? No
134) Can you solve sudoko puzzles? No
135) Have you ever played conkers? No
136) Whats the most unusual conversation you've ever had? Idk
137) Are you much of a gambler? No
138) Are you much of a daredevil? No
139) Are you a good liar? Uh.. yes yes definitely 10/10 (no I'm not)
140) Are you a good judge of character? Idk
141) Are you any good at charades? Idk
142) How long could you go without talking? Idk
143) What has been your worst haircut/style? I have no clue
144) Can you iceskate? No
145) Can you summersault? No
146) Whats your favourite joke? Your lige
147) Whats been your best present? Idk
148) Whats been your worst present? Idk
149) Have you ever sleepwalked? Yes
150) Can you build a house of cards? No
151) Whats your favourite TV advert? Idk
152) Can you play poker? No
153) If your parents hated your partner you currently loved would you ditch him or carry on with him despite the protests? Yes. I don't let my parents control me.
154) Have you ever been professionally photographed? Yes
155) Have you ever baked your own cake? Probably
156) Whats your favourite fruit pastel colour? Idk
157) What traditionally adorns the top of your christmas tree? A star
158) What would be your dream sandwich? Your mum
159) Can you inpersonate anyone famous? Rocktah; I CHANGED MY IGN AGAINNN
160) Can you do any accents other than your own? Nah
161) Do you have a strong local accent? Nah
162) Whats your favourite accent? Mum
163) In O's and X's which do you normally pick? Os
164) Do you prefer blue or black inked pens? Black
165) What was the last thing you recorded off TV? Idk
166) What was the last thing you dressed up as for fancy dress? Idj
167) Do you prefer green or red grapes? Green
168) What do you like on your toast? Butter
169) Do you prefer liquid soap or bars of soap? Liquid
170) How do you have your eggs? Fried
171) Whats your favourite saying? Idk
172) Have you ever been in a tug of war? Yes
173) and did you win? Don't know
174) Can you stand on your hands unassisted? No
175) What do you have on your fridge door? Food
176) Do you love or hate myspace? Sure
177) Who was the last person to knock/ring at your door? Your mum
178) How old were you when you last went trick or treating? Like 5
179) Have you ever been bobbing for apples? What?
180) Whats your most expensive piece of clothing? Dude I don't know
181) Whats the last thing you took a picture of? My friend being dumb.
182) Whats the last thing you drew a picture of? Idk
183) Have you ever bought anything from ebay? No
184) Whats your favourite smell/scent? Lemon
185) Can you blow bubbles with bubblegum? No
186) What was your favourite birthday? Idk
187) Can you curl your tounge? No
188) Is your bellybutton an innie or outie? Outie
189) What would be your dream car? Porsche 911 turbo
190) Are you left or right handed? Left
191) What was the last book you read? The particular sadness of lemon cake
192) What was the last song you danced to? Idk
193) Have you ever owned a yo-yo? Yes
194) Have you ever been on a pogo stick? Yes
195) Have you ever been on a space hopper? Idk what that is
196) Who was the last person to send you a text message? My mother
197) Have you ever accidentally injured anyone? Probably?
198) Are you scared of spiders? Kinda
199) Can you down a pint (of anything) in one? Wtf is a pint?
200) Have you ever been banned from a public place? No
201) How much spam email do you tend to get a week? Not much
202) If you could learn any language fluently what would it be? Mandarin
203) What historical Figure would you love to see in 21st centuary life? Idk
204) As a kid were you ever frighted of a monster under the bed or in the cupboard? Yes
205) Do you like clowns? Sure
206) Do you prefer BBC or ITV? Idk
207) Have you ever been surfing? No
208) Have you ever been snowboarding? No
209) Who was better, the Beatles or Elvis Presley? Idk
210) Whats your favourite type of foreign food? Thai or Lebanese
211) Which Foreign country do you dislike the most? Idk
212) Do you like your music loud or easy listening? Loudish in my earbuds
213) Whats your favourite animated or cartoon program? I don't know
214) Do you sing in the shower? Who doesn't?
215) Are you a clean or messy person? Clean
216) Whats your prefered playing piece in monopoly? Racecar
217) Can or Do you still play twister? Idk
218) Can you play chess? Yeah
219) Do you know the dance steps to an annoying cheesey pop song? No
220) Do you prefer straight or bendy straws? Bendy
221) Have you ever entered a talent contest? No
222) and did you win? No
223) Do you like poetry? Yeah
224) Are you a bad loser? Sometimes
225) Which would you choose? Jelly or Ice Cream? Ice cream
226) Whats your favourite type of Pie? Pie
227) Whats your most used phrase? Idk
228) Whats your most used word? I don't know
229) Who would you want to play you in a movie of your life? Myself?
230) What would your dream job be? One that makes money.
231) Which song do you hate the most? No clue
232) How long does it take you to get ready? 15-20 minutes
233) What do you think the greatest invention has been? Idk
234) Whats your favourite feature on the opposite sex? I'm 14
235) Whats your least favourite feature on the opposite sex? I'm still 14
236) Who's your favourite Comedian? Idk
237) What's your favourite board game? Don't have a favorite
238) Do you have any lucky items, objects or traditions? No
239) Do you have any superstitions? No
240) Whats your favourite Movie quote? I don't know
241) Who would win in a fight? Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer? Me
242) Do you have much of an ego? Not really.. okay yes I do LOL
243) Do you wear sunglasses indoors to look cool or stylish? Nah
244) Are you a hat person? No
245) Whats your favourite supermarket chain? Not going to the supermarket
246) Whats your favourite fastfood chain? In N out
247) Whats your first thought upon waking up? I need a life.
248) What animal would you most like to have as a pet? Dog
249) Whats your favourite type of tree? Oak.. idk
250) If you could bankrupt one person or company who would it be? Kim Kardashian she doesn't deserve shit
251) If you could steal one thing without consequence what would it be? Someone's Heart
252) Who's your favourite celeb with the same first name or surname as you? I have no idea
253) If evil-doers invaded your country would you rush to the battlelines to defend the motherland or hide in a box? Box
254) Whats your favourite flower? You ;)
255) Do you believe in ghosts? No
256) Do you believe in the loch ness monster? No
257) Do you believe in Aliens? No
258) Do you believe the Governments hide technology and information from the public? Yes it's highly unlikely they don't, and that's not the wrong decision
259) Which is your favourite pokemon? Never had a real answer to this
260) What horror fiction character scares you the most? Why should I be scared of something, real or not?
261) Can you do 10 revolutions of a hula hoop? No
262) Do you think Great Britain should have a National Day? Sure
263) Do you think Great Britain should be part of a United Europe? Yes
264) Would you want the Euro or keep the British Pound? Euro
265) Were you part of the Brownies/Cubs/Scouts/Guides etc No
266) Have you ever invented a fairly unique meal or drink? No
267) Do you have any secret family recipes? No
268) Do you have any family secrets? :o No
269) Are you good at keeping secrets? Yes I'm not meant to tell anyone I'm pregnant and I haven't told anyone yet wait shit
270) Have you ever been up in a hot air balloon? No
271) Whats your favourite Sci-fi film/program etc? Idk
272) When playing checkers or chess do you prefer to be black or white? Black,i prefer reacting
273) Which is better, a Pastie or Sausage Roll? What are those?
274) Do you prefer shopping on the high street or online? Online
275) Would you ever want to learn to fly? Uhh yes
276) Do you often read your horoscope? What
277) Have you ever had a proper Tarot reading? What
278) Whats your favourite brand of newspaper? Idk
279) Have you ever milked a cow? No
280) Have you ever used the phrase "back in my time" to someone younger than you? Yes
281) Do you love or hate rollercoasters? Love
282) Which was the greatest Empire? Mughal
283) Whats the cleverest word you know? Cleverest
284) Whats your favourite sportsware brand? Quicksilver
285) Do you buy any weekly/monthly magazines? No
286) Who's your favourite Superhero? Metarus
287) Who's your favourite Villain/Baddie? Rocktah
288) What was the last Album you purchased? Idk
289) What was the last DVD you purchased? Idk
290) What was the last piece of clothing you purchased? Idk
291) When pulling crackers does everyone get one each regardless or whoever gets the big ends keeps all the prizes How tf should I know
292) Do you ever make your own greetings cards no
293) Do you have a swiss army knife? No
294) At what age did you twig onto the fact Santa wasnt real? Young
295) Whats your favourite fruit? Kiwi
296) Have you ever done something really unbelivable, only to have no one around to see it? No
297) Do you buy from charity shops? Idk
298) Have you ever sold your services? No
299) Have you ever raised money for charity? Yes, 180 dollars by teaching kids to solve Rubik's cubes
300) Have you ever won a giant sized cuddly toy from a fair? No.
301) Is the glass half full or half empty? Doesn't matter, it's the same whichever way you look at it.
302) Is the grass greener on the other side? Hello from the other side
303) If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one around to hear it does it make a noise? Yes
304) Why does it always rain on me? It doesn't
305) Have you ever sailed a boat? Yes
306) Do you love or loathe Harry Potter? Neither
307) Do you do your utmost for the environment? No
308) Do you love or loather Eurovison? Idk
309) Have you ever weilded a sword? Not s real one.
310) If you were famous would you want a statue or a building names after you? Neither. No one deserves that much recognition
311) Whats your favourite type of fish? Fish
312) Which do you prefer pony tails or pig tails? Tails… Pony tails probably.
313) Whats the ultimate cake topping? Idk
314) Do you like marzipan? Idk
315) Whats better? Center Parks or Butlins? I don't know.
316) If you were in a band, what instrument/role would you play? Flute, I used to.
317) Can you erect a tent? I can erect my dick.
318) Do you suck or bite lollipops? Who tf bites a lollipop? Sucks it.
319) Have you ever used the yellow pages? What?
320) If you have an mp3 player what size is it? Don't have one; I use the defaults
321) Do you still have any music on vinyl or casettes? No
322) Do you still have a camera that uses conventional film? No
323) Approximately how many DVD's do you have? Don't know
323) Approximately how many Albums do you have? Don't know
324) Do you talk to yourself? When I'm angry at myself.
325) Do you sing to yourself? No
326) Do you know any identical twins? No
327) Have you ever given blood? No
328) Could you ever be a medical guineapig? No
329) Whats your favourite radio station? Idk
330) Whats your favourite letter of the Alphabet? R
331) Which is better? rollerblade or rollerskates? Don't know the difference.
332) Have you ever written a love letter? No
333) How many valentines cards did you recieve this/last year? 0
334) What are cooler? Dinosaurs or Dragons? Dragons
335) Have you ever made your own ice lollies? Yes
336) Have you ever made your own Ice cream? No
337) Which forgeign language did you have to learn at school? French
338) and do you still remember enough to hold a conversation in that language? Yes
339) Do you know CPR? Yes
340) Do you have any swimming badges? No
341) Do you prefer digital or rotary/analogue clocks? Analogue
342) How tall is the tallest person you know? Idk
343) Have you ever got lost in a maze? Yes I believe do.
344) Have you ever been attacked by a wild animal? Idk
345) Have you ever ridden a camel? No
346) Whats your opinion on rats? What
347) Have you ever been to a gym? Yes
348) Have you ever been in a helicopter? No
349) Have you ever cheated at a test? Probably
350) Have you ever ridden a tractor? No
351) Are you a gossip? That's not how they word works.
352) Have you ever cried at a film? No
353) When you're ill do you struggle on regardless or just curl up in bed as much as possible? Na
354) Do you need to write down things to remember them? No
355) Do you keep a diary/journal? No
356) Are you scared of thunderstorms? No
357) Do you have any unusual fears or phobias? No
358) Whats your favourite disney movie? Idk
359) Have you ever slept in a caravan? No
360) Have you ever painted a house? No
361) Have you got green fingers? No
362) Whats the tallest tree you've ever climbed? Idk
363) Have you ever dialed the talking clock? What
364) Do you always wear identical socks? Yes
365) Do you live by any motto or philosophy? If someone doesn't accept you for who you are, then you don't need their acceptance. If you met yourself would you like yourself? And others.
366) Do you lick the yoghurt or desert lid? No.
367) Do you lick the spoon clean after making something sweet? Yes
368) Do you like the sound of music? (the musical/film) idk
369) Have you ever made your own orangejuice? No
370) Have you ever sucked on a lemon? Yes
371) Have you ever licked a battery? No
372) Are you a good aim with a rubber band? No
373) Have you ever played golf? No
374) Whats the most unusual name you've ever come across? Nimrod
375) Do you prefer to wash in the mornings or evenings? Both?
376) Have you ever danced in the rain? Yes
377) Do you like long or short hair? Usually middle
378) Have you ever sworn at an authority figure? No
379) Have you ever walked into a wall? No
380) Whats your favourite precious metal? Idk
381) Whats your favourite precious stone? Sapphire
382) Could you ever hunt your own meal? No
383) Have you ever read any comics? Yes
384) Where do you like to go to on a first date? Peaceful dinner
385) Do you prefer vertical or horizontal stripes? Horizontal
386) Have you ever baked your own bread? No
387) Can you believe I can't believe its not butter is in fact not actually butter? Sure
388) Can you name all 50 American states? Lol no
389) Have you ever owned a goldfish? No
390) What was your favourite school subject? Coding
391) What was your least favourite school subject? French
392) Have you ever passed wind in an embarassing situation? Who hasn't?
393) Have you ever played the bongos? No
394) Have you ever handled a snake? No
395) Have you ever assembled furniture by yourself? No
396) When did you last go to the beach? Couple months back
397) When if ever did you last go to london? July
398) What do you do to cool down when its hot? Go inside.
399) Whats the most unusual thing you've ever eaten? Your mum
400) Do you have a favourite mug? Idk
401) Do you know any self defence or martial arts? Use to do judo
402) Who's your favourite movie action hero? Idk
403) Have you ever ridden a motorcycle? Yes
404) Do you collect anything? No
405) Is there anything you wished would come back into fashion? Nah
406) Do you stick to conventional fashions or like to try and be original? I have my own style.
407) Have you ever given someone a handmade present? Believe so
408) Are you introvert or extrovert? Introvert
409) If you could have any feature from an animal what would you want? Bird, wings, I can now fly.
410) Whats your prefered swimming stroke? Breaststroke
411) Have you ever been scuba diving? No
412) Have you ever had a disasterous interview? No
413) What makes you nervous? Idk
414) Which of the 5 senses would you say is your strongest? Sight, it's overpowering. Fact.
415) What colour are your eyes? Dark brown.
416) Have you ever been to an Art gallery? Yes
417) Do you shout out the answers at the TV whilst watching quiz shows? No
418) Are you a valuable asset on a Pub Quiz team? Idk
419) Have you ever won any kind of quiz yourself? Idk
420) Do you get over-involved with TV or movie plots at times? No
421) Do you own any inflatable furniture? No
422) Whats the highest hill or mountain you've ever climbed? I still don't know.
423) Do you have a piggy bank? Used t.
424) Whats the fastest you've ever travelled in a car? Like 130 mph probably.
425) Could you ever hand milk a cow? Probably yes.
426) Do you have popcorn with a movie? Sometimes.
427) Whats the futhest you've ever got a paper airplane to fly? Pretty far.
428) Have you ever built an igloo? No.
429) Can you play the harmonica? No
430) Have you ever made a ball of twine or rubberbands? Rubberbands yes.
431) If given the option of having a flake in your ice cream do you always take it? No
432) Could you ever be a living organ donor? No
433) Which was your favourite science? Biology, Physics or Chemistry? Physics because math
434) Could you ever go out with someone just cause they're rich? I could, but I wouldn't.
435) Have you ever contemplated sueing someone? No
436) Are you pretty devious? Yes
437) Have you ever had a surprise party? (that was an actual surprise) no
438) Are you any good at giving massages? No
439) Whats been your worst date ever? Haven't had one LOL
440) Have you ever slapped somoene in public? Jokingly yes
441) Have you ever drawn on a sleeping or inebriated person? No
442) Have you ever warn clothing with the labels/tags still attached? Yes
443) Have you ever slipped on a banana skin? What
444) Are you scared of the dark? No
445) Do you have a lawyer? No
446) Have you ever been wolf whistled in public? What is that
447) Whats the worst chatup line you've heard? Idk
448) Have you ever been water skiing? Ni
449) Have you ever hopelessly failed a test? Yes
450) If you had a year off, what would you want to do? Play Minecraft
451) How many sms/txt messages do you recieve on average a day? Like 20. From Vodafone.
452) How long did you last phone call last? Not long
453) Do you go to car boot sales? No
454) If you saw someone drop a £10 note, would you claim it for your own or try to return it to them? Return it
455) Have you ever helped someone across the road? Yes
456) Have you ever been horseriding? No
457) Have you ever walked a tightrope? No
458) Have you ever demolished a wall or building? No
459) If you and a friend both wanted the same thing would you let the friend get it first? Yes
460) Have you ever argued over who should pay for something? No
461) Do you have any family heirlooms? No
462) Are you related or distantly related to anyone famous? No
463) Whats your favourite ocean? Ocean
464) Do you correct peoples mistakes? Yes
465) Have you ever helped out an injured animal? Yes
466) Do you throw bread for the ducks? Sometimes
467) Do you think babies are little bundles of joy or smelly noisey things? Smelly noisey
468) Do you give money to buskers? What are buskers.
469) Have you ever tossed your own pancake? I think?
470) Are you any good at egg and spoon races? What
471) Are you allergic to anything? No
472) Are you ticklish? Yes
473) Do you prefer tea,coffee or cocoa? Tea
474) Do you like Turkish Delight? What is that
475) Do you buy people presents to bring back when you go on holiday?sometimes
476) Are you tired of answering questions yet? Yes
477) Have you ever been wheelbarrow racing? No
478) Do you ever forward or reply to chain mails? No
479) Do you often have a tune in your head you can't name? Yes
480) Has anyone ever approached you thinking you were someone else? Yes
481) Have you ever been approached by someone who knew you but you couldn't remember them for the life of you? Yes
482) What do you do to keep fit? Tennis
483) Are you the sort to step in and try to break up a fight? Yes
484) Have you ever been in a fight? No
485) Have you ever started a rumour? No
486) Have you ever heard any outstanding rumours about yourself? Yes
487) Have you ever been in or had a food fight? No
488) When its your birthday do you always wear an age badge? Never
489) Have you ever starred in an amateur or professional video? No
490) If you were comfortbly rich would you work hard for more or rest on your laurels? Work hard then charity
491) Have you ever been in a position of authority? No
492) Have you ever been caught in a comprimising position? even despite a valid explanation? No
493) Have you ever tried to make your own alcohol? No
494) If you were ruler of your own country what would you call it? Metarus
495) And what title would you give yourself? Metarus
496) If you invented a monster what would you call it? Metarus
497) And what features would it have? Exploding things
498) Have you ever had a dream you chased only to be let down when you achived it? No
499) Is there anything about the opposite sex you just don't understand or comprehend? Why I'm lonely
500) Who was your favourite teacher at school and why? Idk

Due to yourself already having a biological father, it's physically impossible. I apologise.

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