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Top 5 PvPers: The REAL Offical List
Top 5 PvPers:

5. Jeysan - A good mod and an even better PvPer

4. Alpinee - Cool dude and hardcore PvP champion

3. StarlightGlow - PvP god, nothing more to it

2. SuperNeil64 - Master fighter, kiter, and bamboozler. He can stomp literally anyone on the server in a 1v1, 1v3, or even a 1v300. This is not someone who's bad side you want to get on. He has won more Mountain Cores than have actually been held on the server.

1. LordBowser - Before this guy, scientists said the speed of light could not be surpassed. However, early in his PvP career he learned to click nearly double the speed of light. At 3.0 x 10^16 clicks per second, LordBowser can dispose of players before they can even load the map.
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I agree 100%
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StarlightGlow wrote

Top 5 PvPers:

5. Jeysan - A good mod and an even better PvPer

4. Alpinee - Cool dude and hardcore PvP champion

3. StarlightGlow - PvP god, nothing more to it

2. SuperNeil64 - Master fighter, kiter, and bamboozler. He can stomp literally anyone on the server in a 1v1, 1v3, or even a 1v300. This is not someone who's bad side you want to get on. He has won more Mountain Cores than have actually been held on the server.

1. LordBowser - Before this guy, scientists said the speed of light could not be surpassed. However, early in his PvP career he learned to click nearly double the speed of light. At 3.0 x 10^16 clicks per second, LordBowser can dispose of players before they can even load the map.


That's not double the speed of light. That's 10^8 times the speed of light, i.e., 100 million times the speed of light.

If I'm moving that fast, then you could be dead before I start clicking.
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I know this is a joke thread, but it isn't even funny, it's retarded.
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Rocktah wrote

I know this is a joke thread, but it isn't even funny, it's retarded.


Don't be upset that you're not a good PVPer.
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LordBowser wrote

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Don't be upset that you're not a good PVPer.

Sure mate, whatever you say, I ain't arguing with retards.
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StarlightGlow wrote

Top 5 PvPers:

5. Jeysan - A good mod and an even better PvPer

4. Alpinee - Cool dude and hardcore PvP champion

3. StarlightGlow - PvP god, nothing more to it

2. SuperNeil64 - Master fighter, kiter, and bamboozler. He can stomp literally anyone on the server in a 1v1, 1v3, or even a 1v300. This is not someone who's bad side you want to get on. He has won more Mountain Cores than have actually been held on the server.

1. LordBowser - Before this guy, scientists said the speed of light could not be surpassed. However, early in his PvP career he learned to click nearly double the speed of light. At 3.0 x 10^16 clicks per second, LordBowser can dispose of players before they can even load the map.




Well…


Shit.



Welcome back Naomi, hope they let you escalate that appeal sometime soon.
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Why am I not on the list?











Jk. I am pretty bad at PvP
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PreVizla wrote

Why am I not on the list?











Jk. I am pretty bad at PvP

All of the people on this list are bad anyway
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LordBowser wrote

StarlightGlow wrote...



That's not double the speed of light. That's 10^8 times the speed of light, i.e., 100 million times the speed of light.

If I'm moving that fast, then you could be dead before I start clicking.

Shit, you're right. You actually click so fast that it slows down time around you. However your ping is not fast enough to keep up, which is why once in a blue moon someone might actually be able to turn on Minecraft before they drop.
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BlueJewell wrote

StarlightGlow wrote...





Well…


Shit.



Welcome back Naomi, hope they let you escalate that appeal sometime soon.

It's already being handled.
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Rocktah wrote

PreVizla wrote...


All of the people on this list are bad anyway


We'd dispose of you with ease, buddy.

Get off your high horse, lilboy.
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LordBowser wrote

Rocktah wrote...



We'd dispose of you with ease, buddy.

Get off your high horse, lilboy.

^^^ Rocktah, you should've seen what happened the last time one of you Forum Fighters tried to hop on our turf. @Crefter
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Tanthegreat wrote

LordBowser wrote...


I shouldn't be saying this nerdy joke but still…

Ur fingers will get converted into energy E=MC^2 and then u won't have fingers and u will get gg10 ezpz

He doesn't use his fingers. He has surpassed the need for using his physical form for PvP, and now controls his character by sending direct telekinetic signals to the BadLion server.
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LordBowser wrote

Rocktah wrote...



We'd dispose of you with ease, buddy.

Get off your high horse, lilboy.

Dud, I would destroy you.
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Rocktah wrote

LordBowser wrote...


Dud, I would destroy you.

Try it, buster. We'll take you down on Cubecore any day. Just ask @Crefter
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StarlightGlow wrote

Rocktah wrote...


Try it, buster. We'll take you down on Cubecore any day. Just ask @Crefter

Yeah, maybe in a 3v1.
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Rocktah wrote

StarlightGlow wrote...


Yeah, maybe in a 3v1.

Nope
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