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20 Reasons Screamers Should be Banned
As some of you may know screamers are a controversial topic on BL, because although you get a week mute for posting them, some believe posting one should result in a ban or IP ban. Here are 20 things you could be doing which would put you in peril in a case of a sudden screamer, and 20 reasons screamers should result in being banned finally and forever:


1. You could be holding scissors

2.You could fall back and break your spine

3.You could be knitting a sweater and stab yourself with the needle

4. You could be chopping meat with a butcher's knife and stab yourself

5. You could hurt yourself and others around you

6. You could get a heart attack or seizure or worse.

7. You could be eating and choke

8. You could be hammering a nail and miss and hit your hand

9. You could be using a blow torch while welding something and get spooked and light yourself and the house on fire

10. You could be admiring your loaded pistol and accidently shoot yourself

11. You could be drinking hot coffee and spit it out and burn your computer/yourself/someone by you

12. You could be slugging it out with your sibling or friend and you get distracted and get slugged in the chops

13. You could have your speakers on while playing MC with your pet and your cat/dog gets spooked and maul your face and jump out the window

14. You could have your headphones too loud and the screamer can bust your eardrums

15. You could be talking to a friend on the phone who is driving and when you get scared and scream, it distracts the driver and makes him crash in a 4-way intersection

16. You could be on the phone and scream and hang up, and your friend will think you got murdered and call the police to your house

17. You could be performing surgery on a patient and you get scared and accidentally kill them

18. You could get scared, leap out of your chair, trip over some marbles by your desk, stumble across the room, fall into your bowling ball collection and be crushed to death

19. You could fall off your chair that is directly next to your window 20 stories up

20 You could spill your glass of water causing it to pour into a wall socket, and cause an explosion almost killing you or killing you
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hilarious
no doubt this is made to mock people saying these things, but I said that my statement about scissors was retarded and to ignore it however you make a thread on it, basically mocking people who were against screamers in that thread.
Nobody likes screamers, they're used only for malice to scare others in terms of strangers over the internet. As you're being (clearly) sarcastic in this thread it seems to suggest you are not worried about the people with heart conditions/mental problems that could be affected by screamers.
This thread is made in poor taste ngl…
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chocs wrote

hilarious
no doubt this is made to mock people saying these things, but I said that my statement about scissors was retarded and to ignore it however you make a thread on it, basically mocking people who were against screamers in that thread.
Nobody likes screamers, they're used only for malice to scare others in terms of strangers over the internet. As you're being (clearly) sarcastic in this thread it seems to suggest you are not worried about the people with heart conditions/mental problems that could be affected by screamers.
This thread is made in poor taste ngl…


Haha you edited your post with that paragraph. I am worried about people being affected by screamers, that's why I made this post, to help raise awareness to the dangers of screamers.
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chocs wrote

hilarious
no doubt this is made to mock people saying these things, but I said that my statement about scissors was retarded and to ignore it however you make a thread on it, basically mocking people who were against screamers in that thread.
Nobody likes screamers, they're used only for malice to scare others in terms of strangers over the internet. As you're being (clearly) sarcastic in this thread it seems to suggest you are not worried about the people with heart conditions/mental problems that could be affected by screamers.
This thread is made in poor taste ngl…


Living a life in fear of offending a minority is not a life to live.
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LordBowser wrote

chocs wrote...



Living a life in fear of offending a minority is not a life to live.

He just made this thread to poke fun at people who were against screamers. For no other reason did he make this thread..
It's one thing stating something that's partly related and could offend a minority; it's quite another directly mocking them / people who are trying to spread the awareness about why it shouldn't be allowed.
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SuperNeil64 wrote

chocs wrote...



Haha you edited your post with that paragraph. I am worried about people being affected by screamers, that's why I made this post, to help raise awareness to the dangers of screamers.


No, you made this thread to mock people. It was clearly in sarcasm, for example "admiring your loaded pistol" is obviously being sarcastic, it couldn't be interpreted as anything else. Playing dumb about it is actually quite sad you won't own up you're making fun of people.
And I was in the process of editing it before I even noticed you replied.
Edit: For anyone else reading this thread, proof he's being sarcastic and made this thread to poke fun at people defending screamers, despite "I am worried about people being affected by screamers"

SuperNeil64 wrote

Panda_Chips wrote...


and others around them LOL.

*Gets spooked by screamer*
*Starts throwing punches at everyone around them*

SuperNeil64 wrote

Panda_Chips wrote...


Please explain how else someone would hurt people around them after getting scared?


You're just a sad troll who will sink so low as to make fun of people who are trying to help people with heart conditions/mental issues and show that screamers aren't just something you can throw about in the internet just for laughs.
Again, this thread was made in poor taste.
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chocs wrote


You're just a sad troll who will sink so low as to make fun of people who are trying to help people with heart conditions/mental issues and show that screamers aren't just something you can throw about in the internet just for laughs.
Again, this thread was made in poor taste.

You're right. You must have some serious mental issue if you get scared and somehow hurt people around you.
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SuperNeil64 wrote

chocs wrote...


You're right. You must have some serious mental issue if you get scared and somehow hurt people around you.

Screamers are just jumpscares, and cause you to jump (hence the name..) and just the simple act of jumping from a screamer can be enough to hurt someone who is near you.. say if my little brother stood over me and put his chin on the top of my head, and then I jump from a scare, it could potentially hurt him, cause him to bite his tongue, whatever. That's just a random example, but people can be nearby the person getting a jumpscare and be hurt.
Your thoughts of "hurting someone else" is wrong; you're thinking about it being deliberate, not accidental.
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chocs wrote

SuperNeil64 wrote...


Screamers are just jumpscares, and cause you to jump (hence the name..) and just the simple act of jumping from a screamer can be enough to hurt someone who is near you.. say if my little brother stood over me and put his chin on the top of my head, and then I jump from a scare, it could potentially hurt him, cause him to bite his tongue, whatever. That's just a random example, but people can be nearby the person getting a jumpscare and be hurt.
Your thoughts of "hurting someone else" is wrong; you're thinking about it being deliberate, not accidental.

I don't know pal, that example's about as specific as mine. You shouldn't be clicking on links with your little brother near you anyway, because someone might've posted porn in chat.
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Will have more reasons later
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SuperNeil64 wrote

chocs wrote...


I don't know pal, that example's about as specific as mine. You shouldn't be clicking on links with your little brother near you anyway, because someone might've posted porn in chat.


I said "it was just a random example but people can be nearby the person getting a jumpscare" clearly showing my point that obviously it was a specific example, but there are many other reasons why someone would be near someone else on the computer.
porn links are not allowed either..
are you suggesting posting porn links should be allowed as well as screamers?
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chocs wrote

LordBowser wrote...


He just made this thread to poke fun at people who were against screamers. For no other reason did he make this thread..
It's one thing stating something that's partly related and could offend a minority; it's quite another directly mocking them / people who are trying to spread the awareness about why it shouldn't be allowed.


He's making the players more aware that screamers are incredibly dangerous and DEADLY.

I don't understand why you have to argue against that, this man Superniel is a saint for making this PSA post.
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Weenerdog2004O_O wrote

chocs wrote...



He's making the players more aware that screamers are incredibly dangerous and DEADLY.

I don't understand why you have to argue against that, this man Superniel is a saint for making this PSA post.


When you can't tell if someone is trolling or actually stupid. I'm gonna say troll based on the bad spelling of OP's name.
>_>
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chocs wrote

Weenerdog2004O_O wrote...



When you can't tell if someone is trolling or actually stupid. I'm gonna say troll based on the bad spelling of OP's name.
>_>


i was trolling but regardless i dont think screamers are a huge issue, if you're clicking random ass links you deserved to be screamered.
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Panda_Chips wrote

Weenerdog2004O_O wrote...

You're right dude. I don't know why i'm arguing against something that a 6 year old can understand.

Someone who has bad health can clearly hurt himself from shit like this which is why those kinds of people avoid scary movies with jump scares or something related to that.

Just because the idea of hurting people around someone seems stupid doesn't mean it's not possible dude. The main thing being jump scares are still dangerous and the fact that you make a thread making fun of shit like this is childish and immature, and if you can't see why then you're so ignorant.

It's stupid stuff like this, where I have to argue over shit that should seem like common sense, that what made me quit being staff and Minecraft. I hate arguing with someone who constantly thinks they're right to the point where it goes no where. I'm not even gonna bother responding again to this thread because you're clearly doing this for attention and I don't wanna waste my time on shit like this


my thought process is that if you're clicking stupid fucking links you deserve to be screamered. learn ur lesson.

if you see a link anywhere that isnt trusted or has potential to have screamers there (i.e chat) and this link is not a common website i.e youtube, twitter, whatever, it's your fault.
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Weenerdog2004O_O wrote

Panda_Chips wrote...



my thought process is that if you're clicking stupid fucking links you deserve to be screamered. learn ur lesson.

if you see a link anywhere that isnt trusted or has potential to have screamers there (i.e chat) and this link is not a common website i.e youtube, twitter, whatever, it's your fault.

There is screamers on youtube and twitter so your argument really has no meaning.
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Rocktah wrote

Weenerdog2004O_O wrote...


There is screamers on youtube and twitter so your argument really has no meaning.


the argument still stands. panda made a good point that screamers can be in videos and it's something i didnt think of that, however my original point was that if you're clicking stupid fucking glinks you deserve to be screamered.
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Why did gberry decide to keep him..
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