Last edited on 16 December 2016 - 04:32 PM by NaomiBliss

Hello, fellow BadLion players!

I am NaomiBliss, and I am one of the co-leaders of TopDogs.

This post will be dedicated to both discussion of our clan and for you to submit applications for review.

Our clan is highly focused on battling in Cubecore. We are unique in that we esteem ourselves as ferocious fighters with both the sword and with our words. After we defeat our opponents on the server with ease, we take our warfare to the chat for complete and utter destruction of our inferior opposition. We show no mercy. But as a disclaimer, we keep our verbal warfare clean and within the bounds of the rules. We're competitive people, and we're not going to back down because of it.

If you like to win, then we're your kind of people. We savor winning, and we do it often. I'd go as far as to say that we've never lost.

The Application:

~~~~~ Free Response Section ~~~~~

1.) What's your in-game name? What do you want to be called by?

2.) How long have you played Minecraft?

3.) How long have you played on the Badlion Network? Furthermore, how long have you PVPed?

4.) Detail your experience with PVPing. What are you good at specifically? Do you excel in the rod-based community, or are you more of a ranged fighter? It's rare, however, if you do happen to be a melee fighter, please note this.

5.) Do you have Skype, TeamSpeak, or Discord?

6.) If you had to rate yourself in intelligence, on 1 to SuperNeil64, where would you be on the scale?

7.) What's your opinion of the rod-based community? A noble group of warriors, or the ruination of good PvP?

8.) Who would you have write you a college recommendation? A teacher? A coach? A Badlion staff member? Your parent? Yourself? There's no wrong answer, feel free to be honest.

9.) Rank the following in order of hierarchy in the Badlion community: UHC Trainee, Community Manager, Translator, and Retired Staff.

10.) Do you watch PvP YouTube videos? (One answer is an automatic disqualification)

11.) Thoughts on Badlion premium? When will it flop? If you say it won't flop, what's your IQ?

12.) What's your opinion on people demoted from mod? Who is your favorite fired mod?

13.) What's your opinion on online relationships?

14.) What do you think of people who say "GG" after a fight? Are they disgusting, or are they the incarnation of good sportsmanship?

15.) What's your opinion on the letter L? Would you say it after getting killed? Would you say it after killing someone? Would you still think you win if Top Dogs got you muted? How often do you say L after getting defeated by Top Dogs? Do you think saying L after getting defeated does anything but get you muted and make Top Dogs laugh at you?

16.) What's the fine line between a pointless thread and a non-pointless thread?


(Little Top Dog)


~~~~~ True or False Section ~~~~~
### Unlike the open-ended opinion section, these questions only have one right answer. You must score a 90% or higher to be accepted into Top Dogs. ###

1. GCheat is always right.

2. BuildUHC is the best game mode.

3. Pot PvP is not all that important.

4. "Famous" players are actually famous.

5. Minecraft PvP YouTubers are well-respected.

6. It's not to be toxic to the community.

7. Badlion is a safe-space.

8. Mojang should listen to us, the PvP community.

9. Badlion is worthy of coding for Minecraft.

10. Badlion Premium is a win-win.

11. Badlion Premium was worth the eight months of preparation.

12. Badlion Premium is multi-million dollar tech.

13. Colored name. Worth $75? (Especially since you're losing the rank)

14. Confidence is good, but overconfidence is reckless.

15. Working for Badlion is a career.


(You having fun on our app?)


~~~~~ Multiple Choice Section ~~~~~

1. What should be the punishment for "KYS?"
a) A slap on the wrist
b) A slap on the bum
c) A one week mute
d) Perma-ban

2. Who do jump-scares endanger?
a) Yourself
b) Others standing behind you who you might punch in the face
c) Both a and b
d) No one, they're harmless pranks

3. Which of the following is not an example poor sportsmanship? *This question can have multiple answers*
a) izi
b) L
c) Bad
d) Hahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
e) GG after killing someone in a 4v1
f) el but not following it up by what you were going to say in Spanish

4. What is TopDogs' best quality?
a) Their good moral compass
b) Their outstanding PvP skills
c) Their charm and charisma
d) Their wit

5. What would you say when you kill someone?
a) GG or GF, good PvPer!
b) Hahahahahahahaha
c) LOL
d) LMFAO

6. If you had a million dollars, what would you do?
a) Spend it on a block game
b) Donate to the poor
c) Buy YouTube subscriber bots
d) Buy ranked matches

7. How many friends have you donated for?
a) One
b) Two
c) Over five
d) Who would pay money for a colored name?

8. If you saw someone say L in the chat, what would you do?
a) Say L back to show them who's boss
b) Screenshot and report in split second notice
c) Screenshot and report eventually
d) Screenshot and save to report two months later
e) Don't actually screenshot but threaten to report the person for months on end

9. Would you ever say OML?
a) Yes
b) No
c) No, and I'll patronize anyone who does it
d) What does that mean?

10. Which one of these is not real Spanish?
a) Pelear
b) Luchar
c) Combatir
d) Pvpear

11. What do you call Spanish players?
a) Laggers
b) Lagadores
c) Equal to other players
d) Good pingers

12. How would you describe Build UHC?
a) A fun and exciting game mode
b) A balance of all Minecraft aspects
c) It's okay…
d) A random mode that was rarely played just like horse and axe in the good old days of gapple and pot PvP

13. What's the hardest aspect of Build UHC?
a) Those gosh darn bow spammers
b) Lava not being placed right!!!!
c) Learning the intricate art of rodding
d) Trying to get an arena match in another mode

14. Who did you vote for for pres?
a) Donald Trump
b) Mike Pence
c) Gary Johnson
d) apv1313

15. Which rank is best?
a) Twitch
b) Famous
c) Lion
d) Top Dog

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Your application will be accepted or denied by a member of the Top Dogs oligarchy. Top Dogs that can review your application include: NaomiBliss, SuperNeil64, and LordBowser/AlbertEinstein. Good luck!

Posted on 16 December 2016 - 04:24 PM

One hell of a clan right here.

Posted on 16 December 2016 - 04:26 PM

Our theme:







GL YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT

Posted on 17 December 2016 - 06:19 AM

LOL

Posted on 17 December 2016 - 08:01 AM

Fascinating clan

Posted on 17 December 2016 - 09:36 AM

how much free time do you have

Posted on 17 December 2016 - 09:54 AM

LMAO

Last edited on 18 December 2016 - 04:53 AM by NaomiBliss

Only the best of the best can even be considered for Top Dogs, so the entrance exam needed to be as rigorous as possible. I'm not surprised that a Bottom Dog such as yourself wouldn't comprehend this.

Posted on 18 December 2016 - 09:43 AM

Ur a legend

Posted on 18 December 2016 - 10:17 AM

L

Posted on 18 December 2016 - 03:40 PM

Muted.

Posted on 18 December 2016 - 03:53 PM

Hey whoa, it's not like I called you bad. You're the only clan with scum low enough to throw an insult like that!

Posted on 18 December 2016 - 04:16 PM

Grrr

Posted on 18 December 2016 - 04:28 PM

@Metarus found your rival

Posted on 18 December 2016 - 04:29 PM

If I wasn't in this clan I would actually apply

Posted on 18 December 2016 - 09:26 PM

ex. app (no problem)

1.) What's your in-game name? What do you want to be called by? michael

2.) How long have you played Minecraft? 4 years

3.) How long have you played on the Badlion Network? Furthermore, how long have you PVPed? 1 year on badlion, 2 years on pvp

4.) Detail your experience with PVPing. What are you good at specifically? Do you excel in the rod-based community, or are you more of a ranged fighter? It's rare, however, if you do happen to be a melee fighter, please note this. melee

5.) Do you have Skype, TeamSpeak, or Discord? all

6.) If you had to rate yourself in intelligence, on 1 to SuperNeil64, where would you be on the scale? superneil69

7.) What's your opinion of the rod-based community? A noble group of warriors, or the ruination of good PvP? noble group if they don't spam it

8.) Who would you have write you a college recommendation? A teacher? A coach? A Badlion staff member? Your parent? Yourself? There's no wrong answer, feel free to be honest. hivlik

9.) Rank the following in order of hierarchy in the Badlion community: UHC Trainee, Community Manager, Translator, and Retired Staff. uhc trainee, comunity maanger, translator, retired staff

10.) Do you watch PvP YouTube videos? (One answer is an automatic disqualification)all the time

11.) Thoughts on Badlion premium? When will it flop? If you say it won't flop, what's your IQ? looking foward to it, half a year maybe

12.) What's your opinion on people demoted from mod? Who is your favorite fired mod? they did good probably, hydru

13.) What's your opinion on online relationships? they can live their life like they want

14.) What do you think of people who say "GG" after a fight? Are they disgusting, or are they the incarnation of good sportsmanship? disgusting

15.) What's your opinion on the letter L? Would you say it after getting killed? Would you say it after killing someone? Would you still think you win if Top Dogs got you muted? How often do you say L after getting defeated by Top Dogs? Do you think saying L after getting defeated does anything but get you muted and make Top Dogs laugh at you? it's fucking stupid, no, sure, no, never, no

16.) What's the fine line between a pointless thread and a non-pointless thread? nothing


(Little Top Dog)


~~~~~ True or False Section ~~~~~
### Unlike the open-ended opinion section, these questions only have one right answer. You must score a 90% or higher to be accepted into Top Dogs. ###

1. GCheat is always right. f

2. BuildUHC is the best game mode. f

3. Pot PvP is not all that important. f

4. "Famous" players are actually famous. t

5. Minecraft PvP YouTubers are well-respected. f

6. It's not to be toxic to the community. what

7. Badlion is a safe-space. t

8. Mojang should listen to us, the PvP community. t

9. Badlion is worthy of coding for Minecraft. t

10. Badlion Premium is a win-win. f

11. Badlion Premium was worth the eight months of preparation. idk yet

12. Badlion Premium is multi-million dollar tech. t

13. Colored name. Worth $75? (Especially since you're losing the rank) f

14. Confidence is good, but overconfidence is reckless. t

15. Working for Badlion is a career. t


(You having fun on our app?)


~~~~~ Multiple Choice Section ~~~~~

1. What should be the punishment for "KYS?" B
a) A slap on the wrist
b) A slap on the bum
c) A one week mute
d) Perma-ban

2. Who do jump-scares endanger? C im scary as shit
a) Yourself
b) Others standing behind you who you might punch in the face
c) Both a and b
d) No one, they're harmless pranks

3. Which of the following is not an example poor sportsmanship? *This question can have multiple answers* b, c, f
a) izi
b) L
c) Bad
d) Hahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
e) GG after killing someone in a 4v1
f) el but not following it up by what you were going to say in Spanish

4. What is TopDogs' best quality? all of the above
a) Their good moral compass
b) Their outstanding PvP skills
c) Their charm and charisma
d) Their wit

5. What would you say when you kill someone? all of the above
a) GG or GF, good PvPer!
b) Hahahahahahahaha
c) LOL
d) LMFAO

6. If you had a million dollars, what would you do? A, c, d
a) Spend it on a block game
b) Donate to the poor
c) Buy YouTube subscriber bots
d) Buy ranked matches

7. How many friends have you donated for? D
a) One
b) Two
c) Over five
d) Who would pay money for a colored name?

8. If you saw someone say L in the chat, what would you do?D
a) Say L back to show them who's boss
b) Screenshot and report in split second notice
c) Screenshot and report eventually
d) Screenshot and save to report two months later
e) Don't actually screenshot but threaten to report the person for months on end

9. Would you ever say OML? B
a) Yes
b) No
c) No, and I'll patronize anyone who does it
d) What does that mean?

10. Which one of these is not real Spanish? A
a) Pelear
b) Luchar
c) Combatir
d) Pvpear

11. What do you call Spanish players? B, A
a) Laggers
b) Lagadores
c) Equal to other players
d) Good pingers

12. How would you describe Build UHC? C
a) A fun and exciting game mode
b) A balance of all Minecraft aspects
c) It's okay…
d) A random mode that was rarely played just like horse and axe in the good old days of gapple and pot PvP

13. What's the hardest aspect of Build UHC? A, B
a) Those gosh darn bow spammers
b) Lava not being placed right!!!!
c) Learning the intricate art of rodding
d) Trying to get an arena match in another mode

14. Who did you vote for for pres? D
a) Donald Trump
b) Mike Pence
c) Gary Johnson
d) apv1313

15. Which rank is best? D
a) Twitch
b) Famous
c) Lion
d) Top Dog

Posted on 19 December 2016 - 04:23 AM

What a wonderful quote.

Posted on 20 December 2016 - 02:02 PM

ty I got it from a very wise MC player on the internet

Last edited on 20 December 2016 - 02:05 PM by SuperNeil64

Sorry, pal. Wrong answer here. A lot of stuff besides that is good, but unfortunately it does say one answer is an automatic disqualification, and it only makes sense it would be the wrong one. Sorry, don't blame me, blame the technicalities.


DENIED.

Posted on 20 December 2016 - 06:32 PM

wow fuck the technicalities you fucking piece of shit