Posted on 12 March 2017 - 01:42 AM

It is a time of great turmoil for the Lay Leigon. The Pringles march upon us, intent on our destruction. Their forces twice the strength of ours.

In an effort to bolster our ranks, I authorized the recruitment of more Lay-gionnaires. The results were disastrous. A new faction was created. The Doritos.

Upon hearing about the war, they refused to pick either side, opting instead to create their own. They banded together and entered the fray, under a new banner.

We grew desperate. I sent our diplomat to begin negotiating with the naturals. Another faction who remained at peace. After many minutes of nervous waiting our diplomat returned with joyus news. The Naturals agreed to fight by our side, and thus the mighty alliance was formed.

The Pringles and Doritos fell back. Our combined force was too much. We pursued them with vigor, and high morale. Victory was within our grasp… Or so we thought.

The whole thing was a ploy. We have played right into the Pringles hands. Those traitorous Naturals were approached by the pringles long before we realized. They were working with them the whole time.

The betrayal was crushing, both physically and morally. The Lay-gionnaires are about ready to surrender, but they are willing to follow me one last time.

The Doritos, the Pringles, and their Natural boot lickers are all on our doorstep. We stand alone and afraid. The situation is dire, but there must be an answer. There always is. Perhaps you will fare better than I did seeking that answer. If so please help us.

Tldr My friend chat group is weird, and I need help.

Posted on 12 March 2017 - 01:47 AM

So I've gathered.

Posted on 13 March 2017 - 12:59 AM

Especially those pringle guys.