Posted on 11 May 2017 - 08:45 PM

Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to make you rage

You've only got this one chance

You're mad I can feel it

Just a feeling I got

Like someones gonna happen

But I don't know what

If that means what I think it means we're in trouble

I'm not taking any chances

You were just what the void ordered

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I'm beginning to feel like a Bow God, Bow God

Withdraw my bow and hope it is the best shot, best shot

Now who thinks their skills are enough to dodge it, dodge it

They say I hack like a robot so call be me Hack-Bot

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But for me to shoot like a boss must be in my genes

I got some arrows in my back pocket

The rage will go on when I shoot them

Got a fat potato I play on

Made a living in my basement

Ever since my mum said I was a bow god

With Luuke asking me to teach him

I'm a pro at MC being honest

But as rude and as indecent as all hell

Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)

This flippity, dippity-hippity hip-hop

You don't really wanna get on a bridge

Or I'll withdraw my arrow from my knapsack

Packing a mack in the back of the Ac

backpack rap, crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack

and at the exact same time

I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that

I'll still be able to shoot an arrow

Onto the back of an innocent player

Only realized it was ironic

I was signed to Aftermath after the fact

How could I not blow? Make people mad

Feel my wrath of the bow

Rappers are having a rough time period

Here's a Maxi-Pad

It's actually disastrously bad

For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece yeah

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I'm beginning to feel like a Bow God, Bow God

Withdraw my bow and hope it is the best shot, best shot

Now who thinks their skills are enough to dodge it, dodge it

They say I hack like a robot so call be Hack-Bot

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Everybody want the key and the secret to win

Skills like I have got.

Well, to be truthful the blueprint's

Simply live in a basement

Everybody loves to root for a nuisance

Make your mother mad like a boy name Lloyd

and did nothing but shoot for the moon since (PPEEYOOM)

All the noobs gotta go to school

'Cause I use it as a vehicle to 'bus the rhyme'

Now I lead a New School full of students

Me? Me, I'm a product of Rakim

Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N-W-A., Cube, hey, Doc, Ren

Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim

Inspired enough to one day grow up

Blow up and being in a position

To meet Run-D.M.C. and induct them

Into the motherfudging Owning club

Roll Hall of Fame even though I walk in the church

And burst in a ball of flames

Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame

On the wall of shame

You fags think it's all a game

'Til I walk a flock of flames

Off a plank and

Tell me what in the fudge are you thinking?

Little gay looking boy

So gay I can barely say it with a 'straight' face looking boy

You're witnessing a mass-occur like you're watching a church gathering

And take place looking boy

Oy vey, that boy's gay

That's all they say looking boy

You get a thumbs up, pat on the back

And a "way to go" from your label every day looking boy

Hey, looking boy, what d'you say looking boy?

I get a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy

I'mma work for everything I have

Never asked nobody for crap

Git out my face looking boy

Basically boy you're never gonna be capable

of keeping up with the same pace looking boy, 'cause

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I'm beginning to feel like a Bow God, Bow God

Withdraw my bow and hope it is the best shot, best shot

The way I'm owning all the noobs, call me Bow God.

Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God

Kneel before the bow god of Minehut.

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So you'll be Noob and I'll be pro

You noob, I'm pwning

Let off then I'm reloading

Immediately with these arrows I'm totin'

And I should not be woken

I'm the walking dead

But I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating

But I got your mom deep throating

I'm out my Ramen Noodle

We have nothing in common, poodle

I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself

In the arm and pay homage, pupil

It's me

My honesty's brutal

But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize

What I do though for good

At least once in a while so I wanna make sure

Somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle

Enough rhymes to

Maybe try to help get some people through tough times

But I gotta keep a few punchlines

Just in case 'cause even you unsigned

Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime

I know there was a time where once I

Was king of the pvp

But I now suck

So I crunch backs

But sometimes when you combine

Appeal with the skin color of mine

You get too big and here they come trying to

Censor you like that one line I said

On "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP

One when I tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbine

Put 'em all in a line

Add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine

See if I get away with it now

Morphin' into an immortal coming through the portal

You're stuck in a time warp from two thousand four though

And I don't know what the fudge that you rhyme for

You're pointless as Rapunzel

With fudging noob skills

You dodge like a noob, fudge being pro

And I just bought a new ray gun from the future

Just to come and shoot ya

Like when Fabulous made Ray J mad

'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag

At Mayweather's pad singin' to a man

While he play piano

Man, oh man, that was the 24/7 special

On the cable channel

So Ray J went straight to radio station the very next day

"Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you"

Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)

Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human

What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman

Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is

Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you

And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating

How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating

Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting

For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating

'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

I make people mad You make people bad

"Oh, he's too mainstream."

Well, that's what they do

When they get jealous, they confuse it

"It's not hip hop, it's pop."

'Cause I found a hella way to fuse it

With rock, shock rap with Doc

Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it

I don't know how to make songs like that

I don't know what words to use

Let me know when it occurs to you

While I'm ripping any one of these verses that versus you

It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you

How many verses I gotta murder to

Prove that if you were half as nice,

your songs you could sacrifice virgins to

Unghh, school flunky, pill junky

But look at the accolades these skills brung me

Full of myself, but still hungry

I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to

When I'm a million leagues above you

Ill when I speak in tongues

But it's still tongue-and-cheek, fudge you

I'm drunk so Satan take the freaking wheel

I'm asleep in the front seat

Bumping Heavy D and the Boys

"Still chunky, but funky"

But in my head there's something

I can feel tugging and struggling

Angels fight with devils and

Here's what they want from me

They're asking me to eliminate some of the women hate

But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I had

Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation

And understand the discrimination

But fuck it

Life's handing you lemons

Make lemonade then

But if I can't batter the women

How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?

Don't mistake him for Satan

It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas

And take a vacation to trip a broad

And make her fall off a bridge

Don't be dumb be a king

Think not

Why be a noob when you can be god

Posted on 11 May 2017 - 09:24 PM

Give this man an award.

Posted on 11 May 2017 - 09:27 PM

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Posted on 11 May 2017 - 09:47 PM

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Posted on 12 May 2017 - 02:58 AM

lit

Posted on 12 May 2017 - 07:04 AM

100% the best rap of 2017, So lit.

Posted on 12 May 2017 - 05:31 PM

Posted on 12 May 2017 - 05:57 PM

well that is fucking cringy

Posted on 13 May 2017 - 01:34 AM

Posted on 13 May 2017 - 08:19 AM

fucking kill me

Posted on 13 May 2017 - 10:29 AM

Posted on 13 May 2017 - 11:41 AM

I want bleach mixed with diesel and petrol cause dis cringe

Posted on 13 May 2017 - 12:05 PM

this post is somehow even worse than the original thread

Last edited on 14 May 2017 - 01:09 PM by PolkacatLP

……
Are u retarded

Posted on 13 May 2017 - 01:26 PM

killing myself with a fucking spoon now cya

Posted on 13 May 2017 - 03:32 PM

I can't live on this planet anymore

Posted on 13 May 2017 - 05:55 PM

oh no

Last edited on 13 May 2017 - 06:05 PM by Kiivo

@Eminem opinions?

Posted on 13 May 2017 - 07:12 PM

@Robiswell sang this to me

Posted on 13 May 2017 - 09:22 PM

I commited suicide twice while doing it