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Granted! You eat it and it bit's over toasted and burns your taste buds meaning you can't taste it anymore.

I wish to be a Pokemon Master!
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Zaptelus wrote

Granted, but your parents disown you because they don't support your hobby.

I wish I am the best at everything.


Granted, but you'll never be allowed to go near Smelly's toy box again.

I wish to be aggressively passive.
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Granted!
But everyone disowns you because they realize you stole a quote from 90exeyt


I wish I didn't autoclick today on lounge and cosmic pvp
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officialarrow wrote

Granted!
But everyone disowns you because they realize you stole a quote from 90exeyt


I wish I didn't autoclick today on lounge and cosmic pvp
Granted, but you get falsely banned for autoclicking anyways

I wish I had my summer work somewhat completed
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Granted

but all females on earth want you for their own so they end up killing eachother until one is left but they fall off a cliff leaving only males and destroying the human race

I wish to get 100%'s in all classes at school.
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granted but you end up getting a boring office job bc you did so well in school

I wish I had a fulfilling social life
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Prixy wrote

officialarrow wrote...


wait what quote
when u are wise, u give knowledge ect.
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Gulleboy wrote

granted but you end up getting a boring office job bc you did so well in school

I wish I had a fulfilling social life

Granted! But you end up getting 5000 posts on a minecraft forum anyway

I wish I was a billionaire
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Granted!
But you're a billionaire on some random towny server

I wish I could find the cure to cancer
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Ryankoo1 wrote

Granted!
But you're a billionaire on some random towny server

I wish I could find the cure to cancer
granted but you die before you share your discovery

I wish to be happy
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Granted! but you're happy for the wrong reasons.

I wish for a toxic-free environment.
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granted but you break a hater's face by dabbing and he sues you to the point where you're a hobo in toronto who eats potato chips and crickets off of the ground in order to live


i wish I had a s3xy gf
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I wish to famous
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FallDropPW wrote

I wish to famous
first of allyou ignored me 2nd you did it wrong
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FallDropPW wrote

I wish to famous


Granted!
But, you can't step outside your house since you'll be stampeded.

I wish to have a million wishes.
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