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By Kangaroo are you referring to me? I don't associate with ArenaPvP moderators.

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. I don't read. My science textbook says; 'the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.'
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? My curtain.
What is the last thing you watched on TV? The news.
Without looking, guess what time it is; 9:40
Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 9:42
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? My phone.
When did you last step outside? What were you doing? A couple minutes ago, on my exercise bike.
Did you dream last night? I don't dream.
Do you remember your dreams? No.
When did you last laugh? Friday,
Do you remember why / at what? At my teacher.
What is on the walls of the room you are in? Nothing, paint.
Seen anything weird lately? No.
What do you think of this quiz? Copy and pasted.
What is the last film you saw? I just watched the 'Saw' films again.
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? Probably where I am now.
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Apple, and then sell it on.
Tell me something about you that most people don't know. I'm actually an attack helicopter.
If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Make everyone equal, regardless of race or gender.
Do you like to dance? I like to sing, I like to dance, I like to kazooooo. "doo doo, doo, doooo"
Would you ever consider living abroad? With the current world events, no.
Does your name make any interesting anagrams? No.
Who made the last incoming call on your phone? Telstra, although they're not even my telco.
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? My homework.
Last time you swam in a pool? Ages ago, I swim at the beach.
Type of music you like most? Love myself some reggae, metal and soul.
Type of music you dislike most? That k-pop shit.
Are you listening to music right now? Yes.
What color is your bedroom carpet? Grey.
If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do? I would create a homeless shelter in the backyard to help some people out, I'm happy with my house as it is.
What was the last thing you bought? A bar of chocolate.
Have you ever ridden on a motorbike? Yeah.
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? I have.
Do you have a garden? Yes.
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? Bloody hell, last time I had to remember them were back in primary school.
What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? Breakfast.
If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be? Bill Gates.
Who sent the last text message you received? Telstra again, screw you Telstra.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? I don't have one.
What time is bed time? When mum says so.
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? For ugliness, yes.
How many tattoos do you have? None.
If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one? Ehh, nah.
What did you do for your last birthday? Eat.
Do you carry a donor card? I don't.
Who was the last person you ate dinner with? Mum.
Is the glass half empty or half full? Half empty.
What's the farthest-away place you've been? Europe? I'm terrible at geography and distances and stuff.
When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Yesterday.
Have you ever won a trophy? Several times.
Are you a good cook? I can make a bloody good toasted sandwich.
Do you know how to pump your own gas? No, I'm on electric.
If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be? Nelson Mandela.
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school? I have to.
Do you touch-type? Whatever I feel like.
What's under your bed? A spare matress and some storage.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Oh hell no, to the no, no, no, noooo.
Think fast, what do you like right now? Strawberries.
Where were you on Valentine's day? At home.
What time do you get up? 4:30ish.
What was the name of your first pet?
Who is the second to last person to call you? Mum.
Is there anything going on this weekend? Homework.
How are you feeling right now? Nauseated.
What do you think about the most? Life.
What time do you get up in the morning? 4:32.
If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people? I'd transfer the money into my families accounts and that's when they would know.
Who would you tell first? My mum.
What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema? Can't remember.
Do you sing in the shower? No.
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Don't have one.
What do you do most when you are bored? Stay bored.
What do you do for a living? School.
Do you love your job? I deliver papers. Good exercise though.
What did you want to be when you grew up? Rich.
If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be? Rich.
Which came first the chicken or the egg? Egg.
How many keys on your key ring? 2.
Where would you retire to? My house.
What kind of car do you drive? Don't drive.
What are your best physical features? My obviously impecable bangs.
What are your best characteristics? My stupidness.
If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go? Bahamas.
What kind of books do you like to read? I don't read.
Where would you want to retire to? Home.
What is your favorite time of the day? Night.
Where did you grow up? In a f****d up neighbourhood.
How far away from your birthplace do you live now? Half an hour.
What are you reading now? This stupid thing.
Are you a morning person or a night owl? Morning.
Can you touch your nose with your tongue? No.
Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows? No.
Do you have pets? Pet.
How many rings before you answer the phone? As much as I feel like.
What is your best childhood memory? Leaving primary school.
What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life? I've only been a barista at a market and a paper deliverer.
Any new and exciting things that you would like to share? No, I'm dead inside.
What is most important in life? Family.
What Inspires You? Earning more than my teachers.
Phone model? Nokia 3310 ;)

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