Posted on 11 June 2018 - 12:36 AM

life is short, things end, our time is marked by finality. do not cry because it's over, meme because it happened. give me your best copypastae.

So you want to know why they call me SuchSpeed, huh? Let me tell you, it's a long story. You see, before it was an IGN, it was a nickname from middle school. Yeah, I'll admit it, I was a fat kid, no shame in that, it builds character. I was fat on purpose to build my fucking character so that now I have more charcater than you'll ever have, loser. That's why I run a fucking minecraft server and you don't. You weren't fat in middle school. Anyway, they used to call me Tubbs at first. I thought for a long time it was after Harriet Tubman, as an homage to my unbreakable spirit. But no, apparently it was because I was fat. That hurt dude, no way to deny it. But let me tell you something about pain–either it makes you stronger, or you're just a big fucking pussy. I worked out every day after that, I joined the track team. I cut down from 4 twinkies a day to 8 twinkies a day, because I needed more twinkies to fuel the huge fucking muscles I was building. Then it was the big day, the big race. There was this girl I had feelings for that I could talk about, but I won't, cause feelings are gay. Just know that she was there, admiring my muscles. In the final lap as I shit fury on Usain Bolt and Barack Obama, I glided by her and tilted my head back in the perfect Chad sup motion. All she or anyone could say was …such speed! And it stuck. Yeah, that's me.

Posted on 11 June 2018 - 05:58 AM

Meme of the daY

Posted on 11 June 2018 - 07:45 PM

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 26, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your copypasta gave me cancer anyway.

Posted on 14 June 2018 - 05:04 PM

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking cock. We're looking to move in together in October.

Posted on 14 June 2018 - 05:16 PM

Lmao you only have 3 discord friends lol. That's not even real friends. It's discord dude. Gappl, crafty, and Gayhobo (me XD) aren't really your friends. You're just a gay frenchie laggy beaner with no life. you only play minecraft lmao no life. You're so ass, all you do is cheat and when you dont cheat i rape the shit out of you. No one actually likes you because you're insanely toxic. Honestly, kill yourself, every french players cheat. I don't deal with french people, they're stupid. And, you dont actually speak 6 languages, you're waaaay too retarded.