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Chuck Norris Is Love
Posted on 28 March 2015 - 02:26 AM
Le FormatJoke:
Pun:
Here are a few of mine;
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people.
Then it exploded.
Jesus can walk on water.
Chuck Norris can swim on land.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice.
from a lemon.
Chuck Norris died at the age of 20
Death just couldn't build up the courage to tell him.
When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push himself up.
He pushes the Earth down.
Reply with some of you own!
Toodloo! -Kirby
Posted on 28 March 2015 - 02:43 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't go swimmingWater just wants to be around him.
Posted on 28 March 2015 - 04:23 AM
So this is still a thing, huh?Posted on 28 March 2015 - 04:29 AM
KirbyOnSteroids wrote
Toodloo!
Posted on 28 March 2015 - 03:00 PM
Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice