Posted on 22 July 2015 - 10:54 PM

For those of you who know me, hello! For those of you who don't, my name is Cornelius Pumperdinkle, aka in Minecraft; RaidDefuse. Now, I have been muted 25 times and I've been banned once. Being muted on Badlion is an average thing for everyone, but recently I've been muted for something different. You may be wondering "oh, I wonder what it could be!" Well, it was "RaidDefuse was muted for Sexual Harassment." It would normally be all fine and dandy because normally nobody would see this message in chat because Badlion's chat zooms on by most of the time so it's not that noticeable. But this was in the chat in a dark red shade during a global mute of a 315 player FFA UHC. Another question you may be thinking is "why was he muted for sexual harassment?" Well ya see, I was in a normal badlion uhc, and all of a sudden, I see a possible girl's name on the tab list. Not going to name any names, *cough* MsMissyMinecraft *uncough*, but I messaged her a pick up line so we may possibly start a relationship. Now, I'm just like 99.9% of the block game players, and I'm not that great with the ladies. So, I politely asked "May you please send me nudes?" At which this unknown possible female said "No thank you, I don't send nudes to twelvies with one inch dicks" But little did the possible female know, I was teased and made fun of from K-12th grade about the size of my penis. I couldn't go through one day without hearing "Your dick is the size of a ripening grape!" and some of the darker skinned gentleman said "Your dick is like my dad, non-existent!" So after being away from all of that for 2 months, to hear a fellow block game player say that to me, it really rustled my jimmies. So I decided to finally stick up for myself, like I should've done the first time someone insulted my penis, and I started roasting the possible female's shit. I believe I said something like "your tits are a-cups so your nudes would be unsatisfying anyways." and "Naked pictures are the only thing women are good for." And because your boi Cornelius put that possible female on hush mode, she reported me to Isperlo. He/she/both/neither muted me for "Sexual Harassment." Later in the game, I noticed that the possible female was a YouTube Rank on Badlion, so that may have been the reason I was muted so quickly. But the thing is, this possible female said that I had a one inch dick after the fact that I asked politely for naked pictures from her. For example, lets just say that I work with this possible female at Wendy's. I go in for a high five, and accidently caress her left breast. In turn, she goes for a handshake, and purposely fondles my right testicle. This is sexual harassment in the work place. Two wrongs don't make a right. I say that "Badlion is biased" because the possible female reports me for sexual harassment, and he/she/undefined has Youtube Rank. I report the possible female for sexual harassment, because of the hurtful things that they said about my penis, and they don't even look into it. It may be because I am a non-donor to Badlion because I personally think that Badlion is one of the laggiest and shittest severs ever created, and that it is run by wild gorillas that have run rampant in Jamaican Jungles. But that's just my opinion. So, I ask the Staff of Badlion to not treat anyone different from one another just because they are a lower rank in the Badlion community. At LEAST treat them differently because the color of their skin is different from yours. And if you think this thread is "disrespectful" go ahead and ban me for speaking my mind again.

Posted on 22 July 2015 - 11:02 PM

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Posted on 22 July 2015 - 11:03 PM

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Posted on 22 July 2015 - 11:06 PM

Why even say that… you don't ask girls for nudes, and MsMissyMinecaft shouldn't have responded the way she did. I don't know why missy wasn't muted.

Posted on 22 July 2015 - 11:07 PM

at least someone put effort into their troll post. kudos to you fair memer

Posted on 22 July 2015 - 11:09 PM

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Posted on 22 July 2015 - 11:10 PM

@RaidDefuse you have any evidence Missy said this?

Posted on 22 July 2015 - 11:11 PM

Lol, half of it was sarcasm

Posted on 22 July 2015 - 11:14 PM

Did you seriously just ask a girl for nudes in a block game?

Posted on 22 July 2015 - 11:14 PM

Ok then

Posted on 22 July 2015 - 11:16 PM

This will make a great read for @Archybot

But seriously the difference is that you crossed a boundary first. I seriously hope this entire post is sarcastic otherwise you have some seriously fucked up views on how the worlds works and how society functions

Posted on 22 July 2015 - 11:24 PM

+1

Posted on 22 July 2015 - 11:33 PM

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Posted on 22 July 2015 - 11:35 PM

im tellin yall, this is complete trolling

Posted on 22 July 2015 - 11:40 PM

^^^

Posted on 22 July 2015 - 11:42 PM

call me gullible, I think half of it is trolling

Posted on 22 July 2015 - 11:49 PM

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Posted on 23 July 2015 - 12:06 AM

RAID GO IN.

Posted on 23 July 2015 - 12:08 AM

omfg LOOOOOL im dying.

Posted on 23 July 2015 - 12:09 AM

idk but this is the most absolutely stupid shit I have ever read
You don't ask women for nudes over the Internet unless your on a dating site
I'm not going to rant, I'll leave it to @MasterGberry
But I'll ask you, If you asked a women to take off her clothes for you in real life, you'd get a well deserved whack to the face
And I'll say, you in deep water looking at all those mutes, and I'd start worrying rather than starting shit