Posted on 25 July 2015 - 07:20 AM
@sluttycow @HawaiinNinjaoh dear slutty we lost this bet,
we thought shady had famous rank but just not yet,
a poem for a rank we decided to fight,
you said you were sober but we knew you might.
One drink two drink three drink four,
but to this story there is so much more.
Slutty and Hawiian bent us over,
screwed us so hard we flew like the mars rover.
In the sky we flew so far
Still we all know slutty had to much at the bar.
Even tho Shady gave the hawiian the dick,
slutty toggles something that helped him click.
Abby abby drowned in her sweat,
you think smqcked sweat you haven't seen abby yet.
Despite us trying, despite our sweat and pain,
Abby and Shady must leave and hide their shame
Cuz poor TooShady lost his chance at fame,
In the end slutty is drunk and happy,
but for Shady and Abby the night is pretty crappy.
~TooShady & abbymines
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Posted on 25 July 2015 - 07:26 AM
Love the poemPosted on 25 July 2015 - 07:35 AM
Tryhard poem.TryHard
A poem by Tdb20.
You rod and you rod till your rod breaks apart
you gapple rush and jitterclick instead of playing smart
You make fights last 20 minutes or more
And you make decent players smash their mice on the floor
The simple term "strafe" never comes to your mind
instead you decide to only straight-line
But when after that you get combo'd and whacked
you decide to chug heads and gapples like smqcked
Most of you usually have xX in your name
or YT, PVP, HD all the same
you cannot accept that Huahwi can be killed
so you comment hate to Ibeat then go play some build
You say shot em got em when you hit with the bow
please do not do this, you're not Nestorio
and what is this shit saying eZ in chat
when you win with 1 heart, how "eZ" is that?
You lose in UHC so you what do you do?
Download an xray texture pack it's true!
Until you eventually get found out and banned
so you make another alt and people think it's a rand.
You seem to think that ping does all of the work
thats why you dont watch Bluedeww, his 90 ping hurts.
Cause he kind of completely destroys your point
when he 20 hit combos and takes the roof off the joint.
So randy oh randy, can you just leave
stop polluting badlion with your bad sportsmanship please
and when you lose elo you play the hackusation card
it seems you really are a sweaty tryhard.
The end
No. This is the best poem.
Posted on 25 July 2015 - 07:36 AM
LOL Best poem 2k69Posted on 25 July 2015 - 07:48 AM
10/10 would read again.Posted on 25 July 2015 - 08:07 AM
amazingPosted on 25 July 2015 - 08:48 AM
Despite your inability to spell despite, I liked the poem.Now a poem of my own:
These gainz,
These mothafuckin'
Gains bitch.
All I need is that protein
All I need is that casein
Cuz these bitches
Ain't gonna get
These mothafuckin'
Gains themselves
BITCH.
Posted on 25 July 2015 - 02:44 PM
SmellyPenguin wrote
Now a poem of my own:
These gainz,
These mothafuckin'
Gains bitch.
All I need is that protein
All I need is that casein
Cuz these bitches
Ain't gonna get
These mothafuckin'
Gains themselves
BITCH.
Deep, cried a little
Posted on 25 July 2015 - 03:21 PM
Automatically DeletedPosted on 25 July 2015 - 03:21 PM
A poem for the uhcersShotem Shotem Shotem Shotem
Make your rod break from constant use
Q names make you feel very loose
Chug chug chug every night and day
Kill with sword, and no other way
Eat a gapple before every hit
Die, and everyone was hacking, or maybe you're just shit
hope you enjoyed
Posted on 25 July 2015 - 03:36 PM
great meme wave of 2015Posted on 25 July 2015 - 03:52 PM
abbymines wrote
Slutty and Hawiian bent us over,
screwed us so hard we flew like the mars rover.
IM DYING
Posted on 25 July 2015 - 05:53 PM
LOOOOOLPosted on 26 July 2015 - 12:43 AM
that was beautiful Smelly :')Posted on 26 July 2015 - 12:46 AM
I'd like to thank the academyPosted on 26 July 2015 - 01:19 AM
That was amazing xDPosted on 26 July 2015 - 04:25 AM
Twistaar_ wrote
money
Posted on 26 July 2015 - 04:56 AM
"leg so hot,hot hot leg,
leg so hot u fry an egg"
thanks u tumblr
Posted on 28 July 2015 - 03:08 AM
thats like a haiku maybe how ever you spell it im a dumbass