Posted on 24 May 2014 - 11:03 PM

I've ever had


[5:18:05 PM] Rewrite: …
[5:18:18 PM] Rewrite: If the turtle cage aint clean Im not gonna buy it
[5:18:31 PM] Swift: yes
[5:18:40 PM] Rewrite: ..
[5:18:48 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: Rewrite, you're trying to buy sand for your hourglass, and I'm not selling.
[5:19:05 PM] Rewrite: ….
[5:19:10 PM] Rewrite: Jokes on you
[5:19:13 PM] Rewrite: I HAVE A WATCH
[5:19:15 PM] Rewrite: ahahhHAHAHAHAHAH
[5:19:41 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: Kiddo, I've had a watch since you were still in your shortpants
[5:19:54 PM] Rewrite: ….
[5:20:05 PM] Rewrite: You're the Physical Manafestation of some losers inner demon
[5:20:21 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: Rewrite
[5:20:24 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: The writing's on the wall
[5:20:26 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: And it won't go away
[5:20:32 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: Everyone once you offline
[5:20:37 PM] Rewrite: The bacon may sizzle
[5:20:42 PM] Rewrite: but that don't mean its gonna speak
[5:21:50 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: It doesn't mean it's going to speak, but the more it pops, the more it rotts
[5:22:01 PM] Rewrite: Dam.
[5:22:08 PM] Rewrite: Said the desperate bever for a home
[5:22:45 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: Said the Chinese woman trying to fight in the chinese army in place of her crippled father!
[5:23:08 PM] Rewrite: Said the Russian Scientist trying to make ends meat
[5:23:19 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: Said that doctor with no patients
[5:23:31 PM] Rewrite: Said the Woman with no Crisco
[5:23:40 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: Said the canadian with no Kraft
[5:24:09 PM] Rewrite: Said Oj simpson with no guns
[5:24:34 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: Said Chris Brown with no assault record
[5:24:53 PM] Rewrite: Said Miley Cyrus with no Foam Finger
[5:25:04 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: Son, you can make the river run, but you can't make the river end
[5:25:10 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: I suggest you split
[5:25:10 PM | Removed 5:25:22 PM] Swift: This message has been removed.
[5:25:26 PM] Rewrite: The River may not end
[5:25:35 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: The river always ends
[5:25:37 PM] Rewrite: But it will always reveal the path
[5:25:50 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: Hah as I thought, ignorance is bliss
[5:26:30 PM] Rewrite: ur mom
[5:26:45 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: Rewrite had surrendered
[5:27:33 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: Since the begginning, there was no damn to stop your river, only your damnation
[5:28:44 PM] Rewrite: Prepare for the mayonaise
[5:30:01 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: Hey you, keep your socks on!
[5:30:15 PM] dreyar.: wtf is this
[5:31:17 PM] Rewrite: Allah once said, That the socks are the most important part of life, The Sock, keep the water moist, the socks, keep the sun heated, the socks are the reason that im only human and I bleed when I fall down
[5:32:45 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: Good thing Allah's god's psychiatric tragic dividend
[5:33:13 PM] Rewrite: Good thing your Elbow is susceptible to disease
[5:33:39 PM] Rewrite: Varicks if you can't stay in the game don't play the game because the game is unforgiving and won't stop if you fall down
[5:33:59 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: Unfourtunately, I'm not prone to disease. I've been out of my short pants for a long time now
[5:35:03 PM] Rewrite: The Short pant are meerly a shield to the real world, The short pants only protect you from the small disease but as you come out of your short pants and into the long pants disease such as baldness will start to take over
[5:35:46 PM] Rewrite: You Rhymes are weak, but my coffee isn't
[5:36:23 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: Your coffee's meerly the sand that's washed off onto the river banks
[5:36:47 PM] Rewrite: Dang.
[5:38:03 PM] Rewrite: Well Varicks
[5:38:21 PM] Rewrite: it seems as if you have forgotten that santa only makes 1 trip
[5:39:07 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: Good thing I've got a golden coin for the ferry
[5:39:26 PM] Rewrite: Good thing the kraken is awake and wants some hot cakes
[5:40:17 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: I've already finished the black spot ritual\
[5:40:21 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: You've got nothing on me
[5:40:40 PM] Rewrite: Oh yea? I have the embarassing photos of you from the Christmas party.
[5:41:31 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: Hah, those partys were no more than a secret investigation of your peni
[5:42:25 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: Look with your eyes
[5:42:27 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: not your mouth
[5:42:38 PM] Rewrite: My eyes say that the Walrus has taken the eggnog
[5:42:46 PM] Rewrite: but my mouth says budda is the price of persian
[5:42:54 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: The penguins have already begun the march, you're too late
[5:43:16 PM] Rewrite: The Horses have begun the chat of osiris
[5:43:46 PM] Paradox: Whats the best free recording solfware?
[5:43:53 PM] Rewrite: Pickle7
[5:44:42 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: Good thing I'm the son of osiris
[5:45:05 PM] Rewrite: Good thing Osiris has plucked the Falcons feathers and is ready for the egg hun
[5:45:06 PM] Rewrite: *hunt
[5:46:03 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: The roc only carries the worthy across, you're not going
[5:47:44 PM] Rewrite: The Pharoah only has time for the dogs
[5:48:01 PM] Rewrite: So you may see him
[5:49:47 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: Isis' powers have only provoked cats
[5:50:09 PM] Rewrite: your sun is going to be swallowed but mine will stay shinging
[5:50:12 PM] Rewrite: *Shineing
[5:50:39 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: The sun has already gave it's light to the moon
[5:50:43 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: It's no longer required
[5:51:11 PM] Rewrite: The poet has no time for you he must write his life on paper
[5:51:27 PM | Edited 5:51:33 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: My life is as the life of ink from a quill
[5:52:00 PM] Rewrite: My Pen's Ink Spills across the paper like water coming to shore, you drown in my ink
[5:54:16 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: I can't hear you clearly when you're six feet under me
[5:54:31 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: I'm @ Waterfall
[5:54:56 PM] Rewrite: Jesus has no beef for you
[5:55:15 PM] Rewrite: I get more hugs then Oprah selling Drugs and the drug was pure X no marriage no sex.
[5:55:28 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: Well no pain no game
[5:57:57 PM] Rewrite: I was late for the party because the Pirates of the Carribean was on, you were late because you couldn't hold down your Sushi.
[5:58:43 PM] Rewrite: I'm buying up the bar so the groupies show me love.
[5:59:16 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: But you're all out of juice, good luck with the vagabonds
[5:59:33 PM] Rewrite: You better watch out for the huns, I hear they are hungry
[6:00:02 PM] Rewrite: They call me George W bush because I snort mountains of cocaine
[6:02:12 PM] Varicks / eZfingers: Mountains? Soon, hills.

Posted on 24 May 2014 - 11:51 PM

LOL

Posted on 25 May 2014 - 06:14 AM

I can't say that I didn't laugh myself.

Posted on 25 May 2014 - 01:47 PM

What even…

Posted on 25 May 2014 - 10:27 PM

Nice Loiter Squad references

Posted on 27 May 2014 - 03:37 AM

I've no idea what that is

Posted on 27 May 2014 - 09:46 PM

@BurntCactus
Very curious to how you'll respond to this whether it be

"Completely stupid"
to
"Interesting"
to
"boring"

Posted on 27 May 2014 - 09:49 PM

@frogmike Well I saw it a couple days ago and my response was "too long too read"
Guess I'll read it now and let you know my thoughts.

K, I feel like I just read an episode of the golden girls or some shit.

Posted on 27 May 2014 - 11:50 PM

I've no idea what that is

Posted on 27 May 2014 - 11:58 PM

I've never watched it but I've just seen the commercials, it's about old ladies. That's all I know.

Posted on 27 May 2014 - 11:59 PM

Wow
jerk

Posted on 28 May 2014 - 02:07 PM

ha @frogmike old lady

Posted on 28 May 2014 - 05:42 PM

Are you on crack? o.O

Posted on 28 May 2014 - 09:28 PM

I've tried it, wasn't for me.

Posted on 28 May 2014 - 10:00 PM

I cant belive i actually read it all .-.