Posted on 04 November 2015 - 11:29 PM

Connect the topic above to illuminati

After, suggest your own topic

EX:

Donald Trump

Donald rhymes with Ronald. Ronald McDonald. Ronald McDonald is the mascot of McDonalds. McDonalds just came out with the Filet-o-Fish sandwich. What does the Filet-o-fish sandwich have to do with Donald trump and the illuminati? The filet-o-fish is made out of fish. You know what else is made out of fish? Fish sticks. Gorton's is the leading supplier of fish sticks. Gorton's exports a lot of fish sticks to New York. You know who else exports a lot of things to New York? Donald Trump. Coincidence? I think not. New York has 7 letters, but 8 characters including the space. 8 + 7 is 15. There is an Internet rumor on 4chan that there are 15 commandments. 4chan is the hellhole of the Internet. Who is the king of hell? Satan. Satan has 5 letters. Hellhole has 8. 8 - 5 = 3. There are 3 sides to a triangle. The triangle represents illuminati. Therefore, Donald trump is illuminati

That was really long because I suck at these lol, don't hate.

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Posted on 05 November 2015 - 07:26 AM

@WhatDefinesYou few words only….


GO CHECK PHELODOLFIAN ON YOUTUBE

Posted on 05 November 2015 - 07:27 AM

Wat

Posted on 05 November 2015 - 11:23 AM

Just don't.

Posted on 05 November 2015 - 06:33 PM

Lol

Posted on 08 November 2015 - 07:50 PM

Barack Obama

Obama is a president. President has 9 words. Nine is my age. That sentence had 11 letters. Barack Obama has 11 letters. 11 has six letters. if you add the number that is the second number from the number 12 for example 11+1 = 12. Barack Obama has 12 letters counting the space. Space is cold. Winter is cold. Summer isn't cold. Cold+Cold= Freezing. Freezing has 8 letters in it. Obamas daughter Malia has 5 letters in it. Obama has 2 dauthers. 5+2 = 7. 7 has 5 letters in it. 7+5= 12. Minus the number in the beggining from 11 so 1. 12-1=11. Barack Obama has 11 letters in it. ILLUMINATI!!

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