It Was The Night Before Season 11

Join Date: 03 January 2015

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Posted on 10 December 2015 - 11:29 PM

The Night Before Season 11
By Tohle

Every Player in Badlion liked elo a lot…
But the Tryhard, who lives north of Badlion in his underground cave, Did NOT!

The Tryhard hated Badlion! The whole 10 seasons!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

It could be because his FOV wasn't set just right.
It could be, perhaps, that he just wasn't ready for a fight.

But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been because his new PC wasn't coming till next fall.

But, whatever the reason, his Esteem or his PC
The Tryhard sat there on the night before season 11, ready to get his hands a little bit greasy.

Peaking out from his cave with a sour, nerdy smirk.
The annoyed player from above says, "You know that tactic doesn't work?"

For he knew every player down in Badlion barley won that way
He patiently asked the Tryhard ,"Come out and play!"

"The match limit is coming!" He snarled with a sneer
"Look at the dame time! It's practically here"

The Tryhard growled, with his sweaty fingers placing,
He whispers to himself "I must find a way to beat this kid I'm facing!"

For,tomorrow, I know all the eGirls and eBoys
Will wake bright and early to make some noise!

And then! Oh, the good game, and good fights!
The chat will spam with it from day to night!

The annoyed player shrieks, squeaks, and squeals, racing 'round on the surface
Starting to question himself if his life has any purpose…

He looks as he if he is dancing, maybe they're ants in his pants
The Tryhard laughed "Is me camping that frustrating , you can't even hold a stance!"

As time flew by, moderators are starting to show suspicion
The Tryhard fears of submission.

The Tryhard pounces out with the speed of light!
Knowing the thing that can rest his hunger is this fight.

The Player charged at the Tryhard, and like a person who was cornered and lava spammed to death,
The player was cornered and lava spammed to death. (Kappa)

As the match ended, the Tryhard gets two thousand and one
The player screeches ,"WTF KID, I'M 1300 THAT ELO YOU WASTED MY TIME FOR WAS LITTLE TO NONE!"

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) we all learned something today ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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