Last edited on 26 December 2015 - 03:44 AM by Luxbad

I to apply for the Badlion Therapist Team. Because I know when I get super mad I want to just talk about it. And when SeaOfPoseidon told me you guys were recruiting for it I thought hey why the hell not. Here's application:


IGN: IHateYouAll
Age: 7
Skype Name: yournutstastegood.priv420blazeit
Timezone: All of them.
Link to your ladder profile: http://www.msegrip.com/matthews-ladders.html
Can you record: I keep things confidential! Leaking patient info is illegal.
Fluent Languages Spoken: American
How often can you talk to salty kids?: All day everyday except Mondays through Sundays.
Experience Talking to salty kids. Providing proof helps: I have a lot of experience. I am right now. https://gyazo.com/cf0e449b1282acce80109c3133e68b90
Why you want to help these little shits who care more about a block game then anything else????????: Because they are losers who need some sort of Social interaction.
Why would you be therapist for these salty tryhards?: Because I understand how mad they get when they lose there 2k Build Elo. Like they start breaking shit man, it's scary af.



[THIS IS A LEGIT JOKE, WELL MOST OF IT IS A JOKE]

Posted on 26 December 2015 - 03:41 AM

+1

Posted on 26 December 2015 - 04:44 AM

#justblondegirlthings

Posted on 26 December 2015 - 08:28 AM

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Posted on 28 December 2015 - 04:45 PM

it would be fucking hilarious if staff members sent salty ppl to another server where a guy would say, "Hi, what's your name"
and then when they say their name everyone says "Hi, rdmname" and theyd just rage

Last edited on 28 December 2015 - 07:24 PM by RomanRuins

Indeed they do.