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Posted on 18 March 2016 - 05:43 PM

Is your name smqcked? Cuz I wanna see what those lips do ;)

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Posted on 18 March 2016 - 05:59 PM

are you a girl, all i know you are G IRL :)

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Posted on 18 March 2016 - 06:42 PM

xIronMatt wrote

Together we make the bedrock

( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)

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Posted on 18 March 2016 - 06:57 PM

Zahp wrote

My dick just died, can I bury it up in your bumhole?

fml

fml = forge modloader??

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Posted on 19 March 2016 - 03:23 AM

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Posted on 23 March 2016 - 12:05 AM

bump

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Posted on 23 March 2016 - 12:10 AM

Taranchula wrote

Unsighted wrote...

I DON'T GET IT

BY WET HE MEANS SWEATING

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Posted on 23 March 2016 - 12:12 AM

This is my own 100% original joke

Do you like riding horses, because ik something else you might like riding

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Posted on 23 March 2016 - 07:36 AM

iTSpEnCiLpVp wrote

Taranchula wrote...

BY WET HE MEANS SWEATING

well maybe, but "wet" generally refers to something else with teens looooooooooooooool

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Posted on 23 March 2016 - 09:30 AM

If they ever made a movie about minecraft, it'd be a "block buster"

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Posted on 23 March 2016 - 09:35 AM

Are you an arrow? Fly like the wind, bullseye!

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Posted on 23 March 2016 - 10:03 AM

Aymbaut wrote

are you smqcked?

cuz i'd chug on you any day

you'd chug on smqcked?

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Posted on 23 March 2016 - 10:06 AM

DareDevil wrote

Are you an arrow? Fly like the wind, bullseye!

you'd definitely get me with that one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Posted on 23 March 2016 - 10:07 AM

SirJensen wrote

Aymbaut wrote...

you'd chug on smqcked?

that sounded a lot better in my head

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Posted on 23 March 2016 - 10:08 AM

Aymbaut wrote

SirJensen wrote...

that sounded a lot better in my head

are you a gapple? because I'm smqcked ;)

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Posted on 23 March 2016 - 10:12 AM

SirJensen wrote

Aymbaut wrote...

are you a gapple? because I'm smqcked ;)

there we go

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Posted on 23 March 2016 - 12:32 PM

You must be made of bonemeal because you make me grow 10ft tall!

Do you have a diamond pickaxe? Because I'm as hard as obsidian.

Are you a slimeball? Because you make my piston sticky.

Are you a lever? Because you turn me on.

I must be gravel, because I'm falling for you.

I'd like to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal.

Done minecraft perverts, we've done a lot of mineman pickup lines for you to use on e-girls now take your boner somewhere else than badlion and use them on 7 year old e-girls please.

-sorry for this but don't mute me or ban me cuz Ima God :)

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