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How to Shitpost [INTENSE GUIDE]
Alright guys I will teach you how to shit post first let's go a little about me; I shit post and I have a degree in shit posting a double masters and a phd in it in fact.

here we go, are you watching??? here we go alright here we go here we go here we go!!!

step 1: draw this
http://media.lolusercontent.com/api/embedly/1/image/resize?url=http%3A%2F%2Fpuu.sh%2FfWDuJ%2F985d26db0d.jpg&key=a45e967db0914c7fb472fd4381e6c85b&width=425

step 2: then this
http://puu.sh/fWDv5/17ab24871b.jpg

step 3: then this
http://puu.sh/fWDvN/4b3b7b0ee8.jpg

step 4: then do a small amount of shading and detailing…
http://puu.sh/fWDOr/974047ddb7.jpg


What makes a shitpost?


shitpost /SCHIT-pohst/ - a comment that contains nothing of intended value, but at the same time is not intended to troll with.

This script uses Markov chains to learn how to shitpost. Using a user-specified board, this script trains a Markov chain on all posts on all pages of said board and generates shitposts on command. Also includes a random image from the same board. This doesn't actually post to 4chan.

This makes extensive use of 4chan's read-only JSON API.

Now here's a relevant meme
http://zifunny.com/content/uploads/images/201506/how-to-not-shitpost.jpg







Me after posting this thread:



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thanks for reading, now go there and shitpost!!1!1one11!


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@Aymbaut for confirmation
@Juker for opinion
@Teracerus for corrections + things to add
-removed freek's tag for safety reasons- for forum ban
(KIDDING NO BAN PLS BIG FAN!!)

I swear I'll stop
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Lynkkis wrote


shitposting

Morsinius wrote


*funposting




Lynkkis wrote


!!1!1one11!

Teracerus wrote







Lynkkis wrote


corrections + things to add

Don't use "+" but "and" comrade Lynkkis!
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L
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Unsighted wrote

L
wat
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Lynkkis wrote

Unsighted wrote...

wat



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connected like some cables i got hella pesos
pounds of that loud you could call a wonderful coloured chap pedro
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i made a post just like this and it got deleted dont let history repeat itself pls
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-_-
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Aymbaut wrote

connected like some cables i got hella pesos
pounds of that loud you could call a wonderful coloured chap pedro
watch your language young man
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cool bro

xKniqht 2.0 huh
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Lol
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Panda_Chips wrote

Lynkkis wrote...

THATS ME!
No chips?
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Something is wrong with the panda you drew lmfao
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WHOA TAG ME FFS
TAG ME
YOU TAG TERCARSUSUSU WHATEVER BUT NOT ME WTF
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YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE

AND YOU DON'T TAG @ty_rex222

DISGRACEFUL.
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