Posted on 03 February 2018 - 02:57 PM

Hey a-archy b-bot. I was playng your server and mi tooth brush was on and it fell on my mouse. I got 120 clicks in second by accident… Also I flew because I typed /creative mode by accident. Also my mommy was connected to netflux watching 2 men 1 cup so i lagged a lot and bannedme. Plz unban, it was not me. Sorry for bad england

Posted on 03 February 2018 - 02:59 PM

When I'm ready to go to sleep I grab my laptop and get in bed. I open my laptop, go to ArchyBot's stream, turn the brightness all the way up and watch the video with the laptop screen close to my eyes. When the video is done I close my eyes and can still see the Judgement Day chat while I go to sleep. It's the only way I can feel safe.

Posted on 03 February 2018 - 03:11 PM

Hello Archybot. I would like to ask about the possibility of my Lion Plus rank being refunded. See, when the rank was released, I swiped my parents credit card because I knew I had to have that rank. But when my dad found out, he kicked me out of the house. Now I am stuck living in a box on the side of the street. If you could please see it in your heart to refund my rank, then I could afford to buy a bigger box to fit my full gaming setup. Please Archybot. I'm begging you.

Posted on 03 February 2018 - 03:28 PM

I'm really disappointed that you find it necessary to make that post. Like there's nothing important, constructive or intelligent about that post. The only thing you brought with that post was toxicity and bad vibes to an already volatile environment. Here's the door –> 🚪 you can find your way out along with your shitposts. Thanks

Posted on 03 February 2018 - 03:34 PM

how dare you talk about ginie1 like that.he is my idol. I cannot believe you would badmouth him. You are just jealous and salty because you do not have as much money as him and do not live in mexico and do not mow lawns You sad person. You dont have any reason to live kys!! I cannot believe you would talk about him like that you are just jealous of his fame hater!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 03 February 2018 - 03:47 PM

Another judgement day, another failure. Every time I download the latest clients and hacks, but still nothing. Look I don't want to ruin anyone's game or anything, I don't care about the ELO. I just want to be a part of something, you know? The first Judgement Day I say those names flying on stream, I saw people cheering, and I though, hey, I want that to be me some day. When will it be me?

Posted on 03 February 2018 - 04:05 PM

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about ginie1. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

Posted on 03 February 2018 - 04:12 PM

does my tryhard ballad count
https://www.badlion.net/forum/thread/114212

Posted on 03 February 2018 - 04:13 PM

4Head HEY PUROX? 4Head ARCHY HERE 4Head NO MORE SENIOR 4Head

Posted on 03 February 2018 - 05:44 PM

Well its 6am and i had to get up to shit idk and i couldnt go back to sleep and i got like 3 hours to class time so why not make a forum post on my mute cuz fuck it. Well concerning most of those "legitimate" mutes like cmon man. Im going to be really vague since i cant specifically identify most of the mutes with the exact dates and times and person that muted me cuz thats a shit ton of effort that im saving for my fucking English class in an hour which is a bitch. but i remember most of the scenarios i got muted in and i can explain why i think my butt got a little handed to me unreasonably with most of these. ok so like im pretty sure it was phoebe who muted me for responding to chanse's completely legitimate question " is anal allowed" and me being a stand up guy and helping out the mods of the game was like " anal is always allowed" because hell yeah it is amirite. Another mute was when mentally got muted for saying his famous quote " quit chugging on the gapples like the dick" or something along those lines, and again me being the classy citizen of badlion i was going to make a joke about mentallys beautiful mother but i decided not to it was something like " mentally quit choking on your mom…" and i decided to end it there cuz like its mentallys mother and shes a stand up gal so i would never, but like a good 5 minutes later i was like hmmm what if i said the random word "dick" in chat, so i did cuz theories have to be tested or else why even live and i got muted for like a day for the word "dick" by pred i believe who probably thought i was aiming that towards a player. If anyhting it was toward mentally who got muted so i mean i should be allowed to cream on him. but it wasnt i swear. anyways idk i thought that wasnt 100% fair but its k. Another mute was by Macca who was completely rude to me for being rude to sophia. like wtf man let me be rude to my mod. Simplysophia is probably one of my worst fucking mods ever in my stream chat and she was playing this game so i was talkiing to her and she said something rude in chat which i cant specify cuz i actually dont even remember what she said but i was like "fuck u sophia"and got muted for like an hour, this was on an alt btw LQQQQQlQQQQl, so she laughed at me in my stream chat. I hand to stand up for myself because you know wtf man so i got on my main and was like " fuck you sophia u got me muted wtf" and got muted again. She was in on the joke and all but apparently macca was having none of my shit idk i just thought it was a little uncalled for like when youre having a tickle fight with ur girl then she all of a sudden gets super fucking mad for tickling her like 1 second too much like wtf brah get some chill cuz i like to tickle people man doesnt mean u gotta do me like that. Another mute was me "promoting spam" like it wasnt even the barrage of h's that happen every game and have happened everygame for like the past 5 months. It was me accidentally misstyping in chat when i hit the t button and typed like ( ') <—– and "e" and the whole chat decided to fucking copy me cuz they are fucking trolls and spammed the absolute dick out of it and i got muted cuz im famous and people like sucking my dick in chat for a living idk. im pretty sure phoebe muted mne for abuse cuz i called her easy multiple times after 1v1s so that was one of them. emjay muted me like 4 times for innapropriate content and hackusation, and it was the funniest night i swear to god. I was playing a badlion with emjay as host and you know how emjay is my one and only and i would take his dick anyday of the week probably multiple times if i had the chance, so i got called obviously by the sweatiest tryhard cuz only tryhards can murder me and me being me was like jokingly ( now this happened a while ago so i dont exactly remember what i said but this is what i think i said of course) "this guy xrays" when it was like an hour in and i was naked and im pretty sure he was full iron. got muted cuz i guess rules and whatnot. So after i die i see emjay in ts and hop in and say hi and ask for my daily nudes which he obviously gives and we chill while hes hosting the game. So i decided since his nudes really turned me on, to hop back in the game and sext him in spectator chat. you can pull up those messages probably which are clearly hilarious and all and actually me and emjay banged 14 times after that game. so those were those 3 other mutes. uh i got muted by chelsea twice for filter bypass for saying "easy" to her while she was hosting cuz idk i guess chelsea is easy, i dont really remmeber why. She just thought it would be funny to see my tears of mute. umm wait wtf, i see this mute from Ghqqqst, btw wtf is that name holy shit 3 q's chill out bro like damn u swetay tryhard, for spam? i guesss it was proabbly and h thing im not really sure tbh i would actually like to see that one cuz i have no fucking clue what mister tryhardy triple q pants muted me for in that one. anyways that is my story, my legend, please read it all,plz no copy pasterino, i guess its up to you to decided if u still want to count those legitimate mutes as "legitimate" but idk i guess ill have to wait on that judgement to come out. was fun had gud time making this appeal 10/10. i actually like making appeals so like we should do this more often idk if u down i down, love yuh matey! -Barcode (probably the sexiest man ever, except emjay)

Posted on 03 February 2018 - 06:56 PM

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 26, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

Posted on 03 February 2018 - 07:03 PM

:O

Posted on 03 February 2018 - 07:04 PM

LOL, I'm dead :o

Posted on 04 February 2018 - 03:46 AM

Why do you think you should be unbanned: I've learnt my lesson and i won't use autoclickers never and ever again :/ . I also understood that i can get combos with the Rod pretty easily :) Everyone need's a one more chance ;(

Last edited on 04 February 2018 - 02:01 PM by Haris

I don't understand seriously, I may have blew it but this is just a dream, seriously, I can't believe my other appeal was denied, im fucked like im just fucked, I'm not lieing this time, I'm going to be true this time, and EVEN THOUGH I WAS BANNED BEFORE HAND, I NEED ANOTHER CHANCE, I CANT BELIEVE MY EYES LIKE WTF? I learned like the best lesson ever from what BurntCactus said, This is not fair, for me its not fair, He commented on my last appeal and said the logs, well I take that into action, I don't even know how many times I could beg you to unban me, this is just stupid, I would be saying "Please unban me" "Please unban me" all night and crying and having nightmares, I have deleten THE AUTOCLICKER and I even got dad to go on my administrator account and block everything that had to be an "Autoclicker" or "Hack Client", Im literally screwed guys, Please, this one may be shorter than the other one but I beg you please mods, I just ruined my career on badlion but yeah, now I have changed my mind, I'd rate my boldness a 4 instead of a 6, Plus what BurntCactus said on my last appeal, the logs showing me the autoclicker I have used, well you are the hero cactus, anyone who read last appeal and has broken a hacking/autoclicking rule will probably
be like "No more ninjaing anymore and no more hacking because whatever you do when no staff are online = Logged and taken into serious action, This time, I am serious, I can't believe I blew it by being so mad about my razer naga 2014 acting up on me and going crazy and making me lose so much elo because this is true but I said "That wasn't fair I need atleast some elo back" Even though I was autoclickering for 2 days doesn't mean I will have to say goodbye to badlion, I'm missing my friends so much man, why can't you just accept this appeal and make my ban 2-4 weeks long? or unban tomorrow, If you wanted I would like to video cam my face right now to you all to show how emotional this episode of life is, and how sorry I am, I am extrordanary sorry for this, I would never ever want to do something bad on badlion again, NOT EVER, NOT EVEN WHEN IM IN HEAVEN, But Yeah, these two appeals I have made show how bad I was doing this but most important of all? It shows you guys how sorry I am, Whoever invented hacks for minecraft should be banned too? He made about 100000 people playing minecraft use hacked clients and auto clickers and especially on pvp servers, you can tell how sorry I am, I feel like throwing a rock at myself, I really do, and I am not fooling around at all, I know you denied my other appeal, I know I done something bad in the past too, but You can always forgive, you won't know how much you will trust me until I am unbanned, Like, the server will turn itself around to being unsafe to safe, in like 1 gob, Please please trust me this time, Cmon people, I don't mind being watched every second in vanish mode, because I swear to fucking god it won't happen again, ever again, If you think I'm hacking or if anyone else does I will screenshare, And cactus, I am not covering my ass and being a liar here, wait until you see what will happen in the future, you'd be like "Oh Look greedo is playing legit again, I can't believe I thought greedo was a superior player", I am not fooling around, This appeal means something, And I may have been banned before in the past but look closely, I'm actually gonna keep a note of this in my diary, so whenever I forget about the strategy to catching hacks, I could always just look in the diary and see what happend. Plus Guys I don't understand why you think I'm covering my ass and gonna hack again, And Yes I was "annoyed" that my mouse broke, Please Please Please just change your mind, I would actually put my facecam on and show you how bad and bold I'm looking and how sad and emotional I'm looking right now, Please Guys, This is a nightmare, seriously its like I changed demension, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I AM NOT COVERING MY ASS AND SHIELDING MYSELF I WOULD NEVER EVER HACK AGAIN, AND FEEL FREE TO WATCH OVER ME IN THE FUTURE, I AM REALLY SAD, I MAY HAVE BEEN BANNED BEFORE, BUT PLEASE GUYS, I'm gonna quote on what BurntCactus said, "Basically what we have learned here is you will do anything you can to try to gain an advantage and be superior. You would of continued to autoclick had you not have been banned. You weren't annoyed because your naga broke, you knew that if you hacked again you would be caught, so you tried something that you believed would go unnoticed. Truth of the matter is, you're both a liar, and a cheater, and you will do anything/say anything to cover your ass. No long/fake appeal is going to get you unbanned from here. You've been banned 3 times, there's no changing you." 1. Hell no, I may have been a ninja, but I learned that it goes to the logs, so that Absoloutely would have put me off doing it if you told me that like before I started badlion? 2. I was indeed annoyed that it broke, thats the main reason why I used the autoclicker, I lost so much elo from the past 2 days I kept using it tell I felt like "Im using this shit to others advantages, Its illegal, I might aswell stop and be calm"3. I may be a cheater but THAT WOULD NOT HAPPEN AGAIN, You know how I feel, After learning that I would never use the autoclickers again, Please, Just trust me for once now 4. This is no fake appeal, It may be indeed long but thats because I have been putting so much effort into it that I even felt sore typing this, but it was worth it man, Can you not just trust me. 5.I may have been banned 3 times but Seriously, "theres no changing you" Of course there is lol, After I learned that everytime you did something it would go to the logs, thats what I learned mostly, Plus I feel really bad and a pain in the neck by doing this, Please I swear down my whole life and I am not covering my ass, because all of this stuff I am typing here is true, I am admitting what I have done wrong and would agree to never do it again, Cmon, Using an autoclicker does nothing really, It may just advantage players but It can easily be changed if I learn a lesson (I have learned my lesson) I would like my ban to either be reduced to 2-4 weeks or unbanned shortly, Don't bother locking this and denying it, Give yourself time to think about it, don't be a robot by auto denying shit, This whole 1000+ Worded appeal doesn't mean nothing and is not fake, I may have screwed myself up and blown alot of chances, but seriously, 1 more fucking chance would be fine, I'm not going to hunt you down so don't be scared to accept the contract agreement I made here and let me play on badlion network again, If I'm ever reported in the future, the person who reported it doesn't know what hacks are or its a wrongly ban, This agreement will be made and agreed once, Once its agreed, no more chances, Please don't just auto deny this, give yourself time to think about it, and when I am unbanned, I will become legit for once and Enjoy my time on badlion vsing all the other fellow players, reporting any hackers, and I may even get started on a staff app in 2-3 months, I am feeling sorry so please do me the favour

Well I will definately stick to what I have said, And please change your mind and inform Niquex and see what he thinks, I am not ever gonna be a cheater again, You can atleast forgive for once and agree to the contract (the appeal) and of course You can watch me all you like, I have learned from my mistakes this time AND I MEAN IT, I will seriously kill myself if I am stupid enough to get banned again in the future(which will never happen)

So please take this appeal into consideration and hopefully you have finally changed your mind plus I am no shielding myself no more,
Cheers greedo

Posted on 14 February 2018 - 08:42 PM

Looking for more copypastas

Posted on 14 February 2018 - 08:58 PM

Hi,
Look at my profile. I wasn't an easy person to deal with. 44 mutes, 1 permanent ban. Other account I had access to, 1 permanent ban as well. IP address? I've been told that I have 4 permanent bans linked to my IP address, which I still don't understand. I don't even know 3 of those accounts, and the other accounts I have used in the past aren't even included in the list. Half the accounts I've used or logged into on badlion aren't there, I could even give you those if you wanted. I joined the badlion community at around New Year. 44 mutes in 172 days of playing. 1 ban in 172 days of playing. Played 2 seasons. Had 5 ladders with 1900 elo by the end of Season 8. Hit 1900 horse ladder. Played hours upon hours every day. During exam week, played on badlion for 4-5 hours every day. Studied for 1 hour. Every day, I played badlion for more than I would study. Before that, when I was still in school, it was the same thing. I would play badlion for 4-5 hours every day. 1 hour on my homework, if I did my homework at all. Rewind further. First started playing on badlion, didn't understand what Ranked Matches were. Only played Unranked MCSG. Then I bought Donor. Went for permanent right away. Began playing ranked. I started off with MCSG, got to 1500 with only a couple losses. Began getting competitive. Became a real badlion player. I would aim for elo, where 1600 was the goal, but I would continue anyways, making me want to improve endlessly. Got even more competitive, started to act poorly and gained more chat-offense mutes. Back to current(ish) times, or Season 9. Mercilessly playing almost every ladder, play, drained, regained, repeat. Played every day this summer, unless I wasn't at home. Made tons of friends. Tons. Had a Skype group with 19 active badlion players. Literally played only badlion. I even remember the days that I upgraded to Donor+ and Lion. When I got Donor+, I kept joking about becoming an announcer for uhcs. When I got Lion, it was basically the same thing. I could watch pretty much everyone good who was at 0,0 or running towards there. Also, I'm Canadian. Let me remind you that 1 Canadian dollar is about 0.75 of an American dollar. So getting to Lion rank, being about $75 American, was actually $95-$100 CDN. Why would I spent $100 on a minecraft server? It's my favourite server. I love the server, plugins/scripts, players, staff, maps, minigames. I wouldn't change anything about Badlion. I stand by the server. Someone calls it laglion? I try to defend the server. I know it's not lagging, it's the fact that 20% of the server has shitty internet and is too dense to understand that it's them. When Season 9 came along, there were some lag issues. I see that, it's an update. There's going to be bugs. I understood, never started issues about it. In fact, I have 4 mutes from defending badlion. 2 for spam, 2 for player disrespect. The spam ones were entirely because I used laglion in a sentence, one of them being "stop f###ing saying laglion". Staff misunderstands, mute. Same thing again, muted. Both mutes undone in under a minute.

Anyways, this will be my last appeal. I fucked up really bad the day that I made that macro. I've already explained that it wasn't made to be an autoclicking device, nor would I ever have done that. Never have I fucked up or made a mistake like that. Sure it's a video game, but it's a video game that I spent countless hours on, and I dedicated just as many hours to Badlion. But since that day, I've lost a significant amount of respect, I even got a message from someone and he made it clear that people thought I was hacking, I've lost friends (that skype chat of 19 people? It's down to 4. 2 of those 4 are accounts with lost passwords), and I've lost a lot of dignity. My irl friends would even make fun of me sometimes for playing Minecraft, constantly saying that there's not a single player over the age of 12. Still, hyped up the server so much that they tried it out. Next day it was back to normal, them complaining about my playing Minecraft while they're playing some new steam game, but I find it worth it. I find Badlion worth it. Rather play on there than with people that I talk to outside of the gaming world. Half the time, I'd pick to play with the 19 players from the skype group over the 7 from my irl group. But now, that's all gone to shit. All gone because of my one careless mistake. Add to that the IP ban, which is my fault to an extent. I have a very toxic and quite frankly obnoxious friend who came over to my house every day. He came over daily for a week, and he would come play badlion. This isn't even really my friend, he's not in that "irl" group. I just found out that he played minecraft when he was talking about it one day on my street. Anyways, I have better internet, he'd come over. Sometimes he'd let me do a few ranked matches, I gave him a few tips, whatever. One day when he's talking to his friends, he decides to make a rape comment to some other kid. He get's permanently banned instantly, and because I already had 2 permanent bans on my IP, I got the "IP Banned: "Too many bans" little tag for every time I try to join badlion. He got unbanned, as did I. The other ban is my fault, it's the account that I build with. I really only use that account for building, so it has different building mods, etc. Flying is in there, went on factions after I got the account unbanned (friend came over one day, tried csgo on my computer, decided to quit minecraft for csgo, was already banned on badlion, I appealed, it was accepted) logged into factions. At the time had the same skin on Verillium and 'Aliah', so I really didn't notice (Verillium wasn't banned at the time either, btw). Ran around, fell in a hole, tried to jump out, hit my fly key, and actually flew out. GCheat didn't catch that, but I still didn't relog which was extremely stupid of me to fucking do since I knew that I was using my modded client. Kept running around, actually found my faction from Verillium, went on Verillium, invited Aliah to the faction (which I now know was illegal as that raises the DTR) so that it could farm food for me. Fast forward a couple hours, accidentally hit fly button, banned. Not gonna bother appealing that, I fucking flew in factions twice. It was also that account's second chance, so I basically forgot about the account.

Anyways (again), I now know that getting permanently banned on 3 accounts (whether they're unbanned or not) is an IP ban.

So. Here we are, present day. My account isn't banned, IP is. I'm basically gone to the badlion community as it stands. Most probably already forget me. However, to me, there's only one outstanding question. It's important to me how I answer this, though it might not be to the rest of badlion. If I got just one chance, or one week to prove that I'm not going to break another rule. Might sound weird to everyone else coming from someone with 44 mutes and a ban, one week without breaking another rule. If I get another chance? I'd go the rest of the year- shit- the rest of my badlion career without breaking another rule. I'll never talk in chat again if I need to, scan my macros every day to make sure one didn't just get magically created, I'd do whatever it takes if I had the chance. This sounds so exaggerated, so fake. But I know everything I just said is true. But man, would I kill for a chance to clean up my act. Fix my mistakes. I'd message every mod I see online and apologize for being such a shitty player. Every time a different mod is online, they're going to know. I'd do this every time I see a new mod for as long as I remember to apologize. Of course I'm going to forget after a while, but for the time being, I'd apologize to every staff. And if I remember any players that I was a prick towards, them too. I would strive to be a model player. Staff material, without wanting to be staff. Nor would I be staff, I mean, 44 mutes. I'd still play constantly, support the server as much as I can, defend the server further. Do everything I was doing before, minus the part where I'm a nuisance to the server as well as the players. This appeal is my last one. I've never regretted something more than I am right now. Never. Call me bullshit if you want, this entire situation wouldn't have happened had I been more careful. I know it's my fault. I know I probably don't deserve another chance. This is my last ban appeal. No point in making other ones. If I haven't gotten the point across, then you should know that I regret e v e r y single thing that I did wrong. I miss the badlion players, staff, uhcs, matches, I miss badlion.

(╥﹏╥) Verillium

- I'd like to request that only Archybot or MasterGBerry answer this appeal -

Posted on 15 February 2018 - 01:45 AM

there is literally no hit detection and the knockback is so bad and pot always fly away and never heal me and people say L every game and it always LAGS. i remember back when badlion was good and there was hit detection and knockback was good and i can land pots and everyone said gg after every fight and the server was acually smooth.

now it’s so fucking bad like BADlion

#OldBadlion
#OldKohi
#FuckMerge
#BringBackElo

Posted on 15 February 2018 - 02:33 AM

PLS FOR THE GOOD OF THE SERVER?PLAYERS FIX YOUR LAG INSTEAD OF LETTING IT HAPPEN, we get it, you can buy out most competitors, but why should no competition lower the quality of your server… It's literally a monopoly, you have a monopoly over 1.7 pvp, and your not using it to better pvp at all, its just a laggy mess that i dont understand why people wanna log onto…

Posted on 16 February 2018 - 01:02 AM

Well you aren't wrong anymore.